Young Justice (TV Series)
Artemis Through the Looking Glass (2021)
Jeff Bennett: Jason Bard
Quotes
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Jason Bard : So, obviously, the beast and I are out for our nightly jog. You, on the other hand, are just sitting alone in the park at night. That's odd, right?
Artemis Crock : Not at all. it's the ideal spot for my meeting with an international assassin.
Jason Bard : Ooh, is he a handsome international assassin?
Artemis Crock : What makes you think it's a he?
Jason Bard : Strangely, I'm even more jealous now.
Artemis Crock : [chuckles] You have nothing to be jealous of.
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Jade Nguyen : I hate to interrupt this tender scene.
[Polly barks and growls at Jade]
Jade Nguyen : Aren't you going to introduce us?
Artemis Crock : Of course. Polly, meet my sister, Jade.
Jason Bard : I think she might have meant me.
Artemis Crock : Sister Jade, this is Jason Bard, my, uh, boyfriend.
Jason Bard : Wow! I'm your boyfriend? That's the first time you've said that out loud.
Artemis Crock : Calm down before I take it back.
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Jade Nguyen : The boyfriend, huh? Let's see. Dog lover?
Jason Bard : Check?
Jade Nguyen : Ex-military?
Jason Bard : Check.
Jade Nguyen : College professor?
Jason Bard : Working on that. I'm a private detective now.
Jade Nguyen : Ooh, a private dick.
[Jason coughs, uncomfortably]
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Jade Nguyen : So, how'd you meet?
Jason Bard : My, um, ex fixed us up when she dumped me for... her ex, and I moved to Star City from Gotham to get my degree.
Jade Nguyen : Artemis always got my hand-me-downs, too.
Artemis Crock : Okay, that's enough
Jason Bard : She really is an assassin.
Artemis Crock : Escape while you can.
Jade Nguyen : And your little dog, too.
