- Wonder Girl: Hurricane Amy just doubled in size and keeps growing.
- Windfall: Flash flooding in Florida, stranded citizens...
- Wonder Girl: We suspect Weather Wizard.
- Windfall: Or global warming...
- Black Spider: [shooting his webbing] Don't you love my balls? Hot sticky web balls, coming right at you.
- Jade Nguyen: Someone's over-compensating.
- Jade Nguyen: Don't suppose you'd be willing to just kill
- [the moles]
- Jade Nguyen: both? That would solve your problem.
- Onyx: How? Are you kidding? She still goes by Artemis Crock. It took me three minutes on the internet.
- Black Spider: Aw, now why'd old Rictus have to break up that tender scene? I was so enjoying seeing Cheshire's softer side.
- [dodges a throwing star thrown by Cheshire]
- Cheshire: This is as soft as I get!
- Cassandra Savage: Rictus, do you really believe you have what it takes to bring down the daughter of Vandal Savage?
- [the two struggle, ending with Rictus pinning Cassandra to the wall]
- Rictus: Shhh. No need for words. Leave the banter to the Spider.
- Jason Bard: So, obviously, the beast and I are out for our nightly jog. You, on the other hand, are just sitting alone in the park at night. That's odd, right?
- Artemis Crock: Not at all. it's the ideal spot for my meeting with an international assassin.
- Jason Bard: Ooh, is he a handsome international assassin?
- Artemis Crock: What makes you think it's a he?
- Jason Bard: Strangely, I'm even more jealous now.
- Artemis Crock: [chuckles] You have nothing to be jealous of.
- Jade Nguyen: I hate to interrupt this tender scene.
- [Polly barks and growls at Jade]
- Jade Nguyen: Aren't you going to introduce us?
- Artemis Crock: Of course. Polly, meet my sister, Jade.
- Jason Bard: I think she might have meant me.
- Artemis Crock: Sister Jade, this is Jason Bard, my, uh, boyfriend.
- Jason Bard: Wow! I'm your boyfriend? That's the first time you've said that out loud.
- Artemis Crock: Calm down before I take it back.
- Jade Nguyen: The boyfriend, huh? Let's see. Dog lover?
- Jason Bard: Check?
- Jade Nguyen: Ex-military?
- Jason Bard: Check.
- Jade Nguyen: College professor?
- Jason Bard: Working on that. I'm a private detective now.
- Jade Nguyen: Ooh, a private dick.
- [Jason coughs, uncomfortably]
- Jade Nguyen: So, how'd you meet?
- Jason Bard: My, um, ex fixed us up when she dumped me for... her ex, and I moved to Star City from Gotham to get my degree.
- Jade Nguyen: Artemis always got my hand-me-downs, too.
- Artemis Crock: Okay, that's enough
- Jason Bard: She really is an assassin.
- Artemis Crock: Escape while you can.
- Jade Nguyen: And your little dog, too.