My Family (TV Series)
The Art of Being Susan (2006)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
Quotes
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Roger Bailey : Ah, that Abi! She's the best thing that's ever happened to me!
Michael Harper : She's the only thing that's ever happened to you, Roger!
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Roger Bailey : I was thinking of trying to propose to her over a nice candlelit dinner.
Michael Harper : Or you could smear her body with honey, take her out into the desert and wait for the ants to eat her alive!
Roger Bailey : That doesn't sound very Abi-ish, but, er, let me give it some thought.
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Alfie Butts : [On the phone] Harper residence. Oh, hello Lucy!
[to Michael]
Alfie Butts : It's Lucy.
Michael Harper : Hah! Tell her I'm not interested!
Alfie Butts : [On the phone] What's that? Cinema on Saturday night.
[to Michael]
Alfie Butts : She wants to go cinema on Saturday night.
Michael Harper : Forget it! Tell her I've got a date!
Alfie Butts : [On the phone] 8 o'clock, by the box office. Oh, yeah, I'm sure that'll be fine. OK, bye!
Michael Harper : Alfie, what are you doing? I told you I don't want to see her again.
Alfie Butts : She wasn't asking you! She was asking me!
Michael Harper : What?
Alfie Butts : Well, what can I say? Women seem to find my sexually ambiguous persona irresistible!