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6/10
Utterly Perfect Casting
zeppo-219 February 2007
A pretty standard episode, where you can see the shock ending coming a mile off but this doesn't deter from the satisfaction of seeing it happen. There's a certain something about the feeling of knowing: "boy, are you going to get it!" And he does indeed.

Sticking closely to the original comic book story with only minor differences, this is very much an EC comic story with real people. And with incredible perfect casting of M.Emmet Walsh as Jonas, who just looks like one of original comic artist, 'Ghastly' Graham Ingels drawings come to life!

My hat is truly off to whoever cast Walsh.
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8/10
Amusing comic episode
Woodyanders10 March 2011
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Sour old grump Jonas (a marvelously cantankerous performance by M. Emmet Walsh) retires from his job and has a hard time figuring out what to do with all his newfound spare time with his sunny spouse Anita (a delightfully spry and chipper portrayal by Audra Lindley). Driven around the bend by the many animals Anita dotes on around the house, Jonas decides to take up taxidermy as a hobby. Director Mary Lambert, working from a compact and witty script by A. Whitney Brown, Battle Davis, and Randolph Davis, relates the entertaining story at a constant brisk pace and adroitly mines a sharp and funny line in playfully dark offbeat humor (said humor gets sicker and more sidesplitting as the show unfolds and culminates in a real whopper of a terrifically twisted final shot). The sterling acting from a capable cast helps a whole lot, with the always dependable Walsh a particular stand-out as one incredibly bitter, unappealing, and foul-tempered curmudgeon. Martin Garner lends fine support as annoyingly hale'n'hearty neighbor Roy. Peter Stein's crisp cinematography gives this episode an attractive bright look. Nicholas Pike's jazzy score keeps things bubbling along. An enjoyable tongue-in-cheek closer for the second season.
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7/10
The classic ending
SleepTight66627 June 2009
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This episode starts off as utterly unbearable to watch. The Jonas character has got to be one, if not the most annoying character in the history of the show.

But what makes this episode so memorable is the humor and the classic ending. If I had been Anita, I would have stuffed Jonas a long time before he started killing the animals.

Another thing that works so well, which is what the previous two lacked - was the great cast. Annoying as hell, but brilliant anyway.

Was it the best way to end the Season? Not really, it was not scary but more like dark humor. But it left you wanting more, and the final scene could not have been better.
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7/10
Mandatory Retirement and New Hobby
claudio_carvalho5 October 2012
After forty-seven years of work as general sales manager, Jonas (M. Emmet Walsh) is forced into a mandatory retirement. Along these years, his lonely wife Anita (Audra Lindley) has collected many pets and Jonas is unable to relax with the animals at home. When he decides to have taxidermy as a hobby, Anita helps him to complete the collection.

The last episode of the First Season is a masterpiece of black humor. Mary Lambert of "Pet Sematary" makes a comic episode with great performances of M. Emmet Walsh and Audra Lindley and a predictable, but hilarious end. My vote is seven.

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6/10
Good finish to season one that leaves you wanting more.
TheScottman19 August 2006
In this episode M. Emmet Walsh plays A newly retired man named Jonas. He has been away from home so much he doesn't know his wife is a little crazy. In her loneliness she has befriend a lot of animals to fill her void. When she refuses to pick him over her animal friends, he takes matters in his own hands and starts taking up a new hobby and he's getting pretty good at it.

It starts off slow, but there is a lot of characterization in the first ten minutes, so don't just zone out. This was a good choice to end the season with.

But the real treat of this episode is the annoying neighbor played by Martin Garner. We all have one of those and he pulls it off perfectly. He is funny and at the same time he doesn't give away he is just there to get a few laughs.
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9/10
The best episode in the show so far
bellino-angelo20145 June 2021
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I have seen all the first season of TALES FROM THE CRYPT. The first, third and fifth episode were good but the second and fourth were a bit of a letdown. But this episode, this was great.

After 47 years of working, Jonas (M. Emmett Walsh) goes in retirement and he is initially happy. However, his peace won't last long as during the last years his wife collected many stray animals (cats, dogs, mice, squirrels, ravens and even fish) and he can't relax because of the many animals walking around the house. He even notices that she treats the animals as her husband (preparing steaks and cleaning them in the bathtub) and treating the husband as a pet (like when she puts a pill in a piece of chocolate cake, the same way it's done to dogs). So, he has an idea: stuffing every single animal. After the wife discovers it (and of course screams in sheer terror) she bludgeons Jonas and when their friend comes we see Jonas stitched to a wall with the cat (the only animal left) walking by.

The story was very nice and different from the usual TALES FROM THE CRYPT episode and I am personally a great animal lover. And at the end I rooted for the wife as I felt sorry for all those poor animals (and I was nearly crying) but I also thought that she could have easily left her husband. Still, a great and funny episode.
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7/10
A great tale from the crypt.
poolandrews24 March 2007
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Tales from the Crypt: Collection Completed starts as Jonas (E. Emmet Walsh) arrives home on the day of 65th birthday party & the day of his mandatory retirement, his animal obsessed wife Anita (Audra Lindley) has arranged a surprise party for him but he just goes to bed. On his first full day home for 57 years Jonas discovers that his wife Anita treats her pets & the strays which turn up outside their house better than him, Jonas needs a hobby to occupy his mind & pass the time but he isn't interested in the model kits his neighbour Roy (Martin Garn) gives him. Finally Jonas breaks & he decides to kill two birds with one stone, he chooses a hobby which will keep him busy & get rid of the animals which are getting more attention than he is...

This Tales from the Crypt story was episode 6 from season 1, the final episode in fact. Directed by Mary Lambert this is one of my favourite stories from season 1 which has been both solid & entertaining throughout. The script by A. Whitney Brown, the strangely named Battle Davis (!?) & Randolph Davis was based on a story from 'The Vault of Horror' comic book & is all about the build up which while it isn't the most action or incident packed it's very effective, quite amusing at times & necessary for the terrific twist ending to have the impact that it does. Personally I didn't see this one coming & it felt like the perfect way to round this story off, at less than 30 minutes long it has surprisingly good character's & it has that dark sense of humour that many of the best Tales from the Crypt episodes do.

This one looks good as usual although not particularly scary it has a nice tension bubbling under the surface where you know something outrageous is going to happen. The acting is great especially from Walsh as the craggy retired husband who doesn't know what to do with himself.

Collection Completed is a great way to round off a great first season of Tales from the Crypt, a top story from a top show from a top season.
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8/10
Animal stuffing. Only in the end to be stuffed with animal parts!
blanbrn26 April 2008
This episode "Collection Completed" was the last episode of season one of tales and it ended on a pretty good note as this episode was well blended with dark humor and revenge. Legendary TV series character actor M. Emmet Walsh stars as an old man named Jonas who's just recently retired after 47 years hard work, he has left the company feeling disrespected and unworthy. Yet when Jonas begins his new life at home all the time with wife Anita(Audra Lindley)he's treated like a second class citizen as Anita's love for pets and animals is an obsession and fetish that she will not give up! I guess since this couple has been childless their entire marriage, to Anita the affection and love for animals has replaced that void. As for Jonas's sake he tries to get help the best he can from next door neighbor Roy(Martin Garner)thru working puzzles and building model planes, yet Jonas continues to trip over animals literally every which way he turns that's even when he does yard work! Soon Jonas takes up a little hobby of his own to rid himself the hate of their existence and it will destroy Anita's babies! Only in the end turn about is fair and Jonas finds he will be stuffed with a big surprise in the form of animal parts! Overall good episode that's well done and comical and the performance from Emmet Walsh is clever and rightly done.
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7/10
The STUFF Nightmares are Made of
mattressman_pdl9 October 2008
The closing episode of season one is a delightful little tale which finds an old, cantankerous man discovering a new love for animals.

Jonas (M. Emmett Walsh) has just been giving mandatory retirement. Missing work is one thing, but his doting wife has populated the house with more animals than anyone knows what to do with. The transition is an awkward, even painful one as Jonas soon realizes there may not be enough room in his house for him and his wife's adored pets. But a newfound appreciation for a certain hobby may save the day! Containing one of the most fantastically brutal endings in Crypt's run, Collection completed is a wonder. It starts out simple and non-threatening, continues to be simple and non-threatening, but by the time the audience realizes what Jonas is up to...one thing is inevitable: Just desserts have never tasted so sweet.
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3/10
Dull
gridoon202425 October 2017
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I hope this series gets better in later seasons, because in season 1 after a decent start it got progressively worse. "Collection Completed" is a dull "comedic" tale which is unworthy of 27 minutes of your time. I won't even question where M. Emmet Walsh's character finds the time AND the know-how to embalm about 20 pets - because I don't care. * out of 4.
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9/10
Driving your partner nuts.
ismaildansadiq8 November 2021
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This is a very good episode that consists of the wife p*ssing off the husband who just retired from a long term job.

The scences are interesting and funny.

Theres one where the wife gives the dog steaks and the husband oat meal.

Another involves the wife bathing the fish in their bathtub. While the ending is not one of the serie's best it's just enough and the main body of the episode is very good.
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1/10
Sick.
Dodge-Zombie2 August 2022
As an animal lover I found this episode disgusting. It wasn't funny, it wasn't amusing. It was disgusting how they allowed this to be made.

This episode made me angry.
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9/10
Classic.
shellytwade27 March 2022
This episode doesn't get talked about a lot but it should. It's atmosphere is pitch perfect and has a lighter feel to it which makes the dark twist at the end even that much more powerful. I would be tough to say this is my favorite of the first season but it's definitely close.
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8/10
Collection Completed
a_baron10 December 2014
There are three human characters in this drama including fleeting appearances by a necessary neighbour.

When salesman Jonas arrives home after his last ever day at work, his daffy wife is looking forward to his long, peaceful retirement. Unfortunately, he doesn't see things that way. To begin with he is a workaholic used to a six day week, and on top of that the lady of the house is a cross between Francis of Assisi and Dr Dolittle. Although of course he was not unaware of this, he appears not to have realised just how far she gone she really is, cramming the house with all manner of stray cats and dogs, even feeding one of the mangy curs steak for breakfast.

Unable to adjust to lying in bed of a morning, he is persuaded to take up a hobby to fill up his days. Obviously this is all going to end very badly, but for whom and how? The lead is played by M. Emmet Walsh, who has played irascible characters like this throughout his long film and TV career. Indeed, the workaholic side of Jonas could almost have been based on him.
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5/10
Animal lovers stay out
BandSAboutMovies10 November 2023
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Man, why does Mary Lambert hate cats so much?

The last episode of season 1, this starts with the Crypt Keeper saying, "Before I get to tonight's terror tale...I'd like to introduce you to my pet, Peeves. He has a terror tale of his own. Tonight's skin-pimpling story is about a couple with their own pet peeves. I call this chunk of chilling charnel chatter "Collection Completed.""

Based on the story in The Vault of Horror #25, written by Bill Gaines and Al Feldstein with art by Graham Ingels, this is not the story to check out if you love animals.

Jonas (M. Emmet Walsh) is retiring after 47 years of working at a tool company. He didn't want to be done, but that's the way it went. He's supposed to be relaxing, but he soon learns that his wife Anita (Audra Lindley) has kept from being lonely all these years by having animals all over the house.

She starts treating him like one of them, giving him his pills in food and feeding him cat food. She even names a dog after him, which is the point he goes insane and starts killing all of her animals and stuffing them. Yet when he tries to kill her cat Mewmew, she uses the gold hammer Jonas was given for his retirement to take care of him. And then she stuff him.

This episode was written by A. Whitney Brown, who some of you may remember from Saturday Night Live.

With that, we end the first season of this show. Anyone interested in season 2?
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8/10
"You're not going to kill that cat!!!"
Foreverisacastironmess12324 December 2013
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It's "crazy cat lady" vs "grumpy old man!" M.Emmet Walsh and Audrey Lindley both give performances that are really over-the-top yet somehow believable. It's set up so that you're not quite sure who's crazier, or who drove who crazy first! They make for a good, offbeat comedic team and play off one another very well, but to me it's the performance of Walsh that makes this episode. I really don't think the tone of it would've worked for a minute if it wasn't for him. I've always found the man to be a joy to watch in the stuff I've seen him in with his stressed-out old crank routine, always looking like he's about to keel over from a heart attack! And he's great here in his role of the classic old sourpuss who reacts badly to the life of forced retirement, berating his kind-hearted and gentle, yet not-quite-all-there-in-the-head wife for the hordes of animals she has took in and become mother to after years of loneliness with him being at work all the time. And in his boredom and rising anger at being treated no better than a dog, he begins to lose it a bit himself and decides to kill two birds with one stone by pouring all his frustrations over the unwanted animals into a macabre new hobby, and pushes his normally dotty but harmless wife too far when he destroys the only things she cares about, and she gets her own back by making a stuffing outta him! Ah, and then of course there's the priceless coo-coo bananas finale where she's finally gotten the nice, quiet and peaceful happy husband that she always wanted! The expression on the bloated thing's face looks oddly delighted! Urk, such a vile and utterly bizarre art form... I'll give one thing to old Jonas though - he was a much better taxidermist than his wife! ::: It's no wonder he flipped-out from the get go, all those animals running around would make anyone nuts. But, he was still a cruel jerk for doing that to helpless animals. And it's partly his fault for his wife becoming a hoarder. He neglected her. Just in case you wasn't aware, this was directed by Mary Lambert, who once directed the black as midnight chilling classic Pet Sematary. And I was surprised no one else mentioned this, but in one scene very near the end when "Anita" desperately searches her bedroom for her last surviving stray, the layout of the room and bed is strikingly similar to the one in which Fred Gwynne meets his nightmarish demise in that movie! This one barely feels like a Crypt offering at all, the vibe is so kooky and sitcom-like and almost surreal, and it's never really all dark or ominous, not even when Jonas starts taxidermying the pets! "I'm not an animal, I'm a human being!" Haha, he's so whiny and emotional when he gives that line, which was a very strange surprise reference to "The Elephant Man", that just comes straight out of nowhere! The only thing I disliked was the fat toothless old man who played the neighbour. I found him annoying, and his stupid, repulsive reaction almost ruins the effect of the ending! I've seen better, but this episode is a fairly good showcase for the series' dark humour. It's funny, somewhat horrific, and a little bit sad at the same time, leaving you with a weird feeling of..well not exactly being sure how to feel! And like a lot of the time on the way the stories end on this show, it makes you wonder what they will all do next... Pretty good but not great, and definitely not among the best. It's probably the weakest tale of the first season, but like all of them well worth seeing. Be seeing ya!
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8/10
A place for your stuff.
Hey_Sweden3 January 2023
Jonas (M. Emmet Walsh, "Blood Simple") is a cranky man forced into retirement who's not really relishing all the freedom and free time he's about to have. What makes matters worse is the fact that his wife Anita (Audra Lindley, 'Three's Company') has gone a little loopy from many years of loneliness, and she's always inviting a menagerie of animals onto the property. This drives Jonas crazy until he thinks he's figured out how to solve the problem and find himself a new hobby.

'Collection Completed' offers a generous amount of black-comedy fun, with a wonderfully irascible performance by the great character actor Walsh and an endearing turn by the delightful Lindley. Moreover, the various animals in the episode are appealing as well. Written by Battle Davis, Randolph Davis, and A. Whitney Brown, and directed with a sure hand by Mary Lambert of "Pet Sematary" fame, this follows an enjoyably grim / amusing path, leading to a final twist that is completely appropriate if not exactly unpredictable.

This episode brought the first season to a close in style.

Eight out of 10.
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