Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Soup Nazi (1995)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

Quotes 

• [Bob and Ray see the armoire Kramer's guarding] 

  Ray : [gasps]  Look at this!

  Bob : It's an antique!

  Ray : It's all handmade, and I *love* the inlay!

  Bob : Yes, yes! Me too! Ai it's gorgeous, completely! Pick it up.

  [Ray tries to lift the armoire] 

  Bob : No no! Pick it up from the bottom over there.

  Cosmo Kramer : W-W-W-Wait! What are you doing?

  Bob : What does it look like we are doing? We're taking this!

  Cosmo Kramer : You can't take this! It belongs to a friend of mine!

  Bob : Look, you want to get hurt? I don't think you want to get hurt, because if you want to get hurt, I can hurt you! Now just back off!

  Ray : Bob...

  Bob : Just pick it up!

  Cosmo Kramer : What is this, huh?!

  Bob : [yells]  You have some kind of problem here? What is it you not understanding? We're taking the armoire, and that's all there is to it! Okay?