'I thought we got married to do it.' It's a Carnival Cruise. Frankly, if I'm going to take a cruise, spending all that money, I'd rather not be bothered by annoying clowns. It turns out that the 'King of Carnivals' is an old friend of Captain Stubing. Jan Smithers is a photographer, assigned to the cruise. Who is she really? (You'll never guess.) Crystal Bernard is a newlywed. Her husband is all over her. She's nervous. Julie tries to comfort her. After all, Julie has had a thousand honeymoons. Uh, the problem turns out to be something else. Michael Lembeck is in charge of the bear act. He and his partner immediately fall for Randi Oakes. They also have the act to think about. It turns out that the bear can't be trained, so one of them will do the act in a bear suit! Wacky! Crystal's hair is ridiculous. I always liked her on Wings. Never marry a man who wears red trousers at sea. 'Holy Jamolie. The bear escaped.' This is super silly, which is how I prefer my 'Boat.' On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this episode gets 3 * out of a possible 4 *.
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