Full House (TV Series)

Our Very First Show (1987)

Jodie Sweetin: Stephanie Tanner

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Quotes 

• Jesse Cochran : Uncle Jessie doesn't want to play ballerina.

  Stephanie Tanner : Yes, he does.

  Jesse Cochran : No, he doesn't.

  Stephanie Tanner : Yes, he does.

  Jesse Cochran : No, he doesn't!

  Stephanie Tanner : [fake cry]  Yes, he does.

  Jesse Cochran : How do you play ballerina?

• [Joey and Jesse had just changed Michelle's diaper in a very funny way] 

  Stephanie Tanner : Not bad. But next time, try these.

  [shows them the diapers next to her] 

  Joey Gladstone : Steph, why did you wait 'til now to give us the diapers?

  Stephanie Tanner : Nobody asked me.

• Stephanie Tanner : [to Joey and Jesse]  Are you gonna cook Michelle?

  Joey Gladstone : We're changing her diaper.

  Stephanie Tanner : Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?

• Danny Tanner : Your mom was always so good at this stuff. I'd come home from work and everything would be perfect. DJ, how do you think Mom would have handled this?

  D.J. Tanner : She would have caught me before I moved into the garage. Mom knew everything I did before I did it.

  [stares off into space as Danny knows something is bothering her] 

  Danny Tanner : What is it, honey?

  D.J. Tanner : It's just not fair! First I lose my mom, then Grandma leaves, and now I lose my own room. Everything just keeps disappearing.

  Danny Tanner : I know exactly how you feel, honey, and I know how much you girls must miss your mother. Because I miss her too... very much. But you've still got me.

  Stephanie Tanner : [walks to her]  You got me too.

  Danny Tanner : You've got Michelle and you have your Uncle Jesse and Joey. DJ, we're still a family and right now is when we really need to stick together. So it's up to you: either you move back into the house or all five of us are moving into the garage, but nothing is going to break up this team.

• Danny Tanner : [to Stephanie]  This means you and DJ are gonna get to be roommates. Isn't that exciting?

  Stephanie Tanner : I can wear all DJ's clothes!

  D.J. Tanner : Do I have to share my room with her?

  Danny Tanner : Sweetie, it's gonna be just like having a slumber party.

  D.J. Tanner : Yeah, with only one guest who never leaves.

• Jesse Cochran : [to Stephanie]  Why don't you go upstairs and play ballerina with your big sister?

  Stephanie Tanner : I can't. She moved out.

  Danny Tanner : Stephanie, honey, what do you mean she moved out?

  Stephanie Tanner : She's gone. She rolled up her crepe paper and took off.