Full House (TV Series)

Our Very First Show (1987)

Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone

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Quotes 

• Danny Tanner : [when Danny comes home from work and sees Michelle's baby clothes all over the living room]  Whoa! What happened? What's with all the dirty baby clothes?

  Joey Gladstone : I'm sorry, Danny, but every time we tried changing her, she'd dribble or drool or spit up.

  Jesse Cochran : Your baby's a pig.

• [Joey and Jesse had just changed Michelle's diaper in a very funny way] 

  Stephanie Tanner : Not bad. But next time, try these.

  [shows them the diapers next to her] 

  Joey Gladstone : Steph, why did you wait 'til now to give us the diapers?

  Stephanie Tanner : Nobody asked me.

• Stephanie Tanner : [to Joey and Jesse]  Are you gonna cook Michelle?

  Joey Gladstone : We're changing her diaper.

  Stephanie Tanner : Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?

• Danny Tanner : Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?

  Joey Gladstone : No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.

• Joey Gladstone : [talks in a baby voice when Michelle starts crying]  Aww, Michelle, little baby-waby. What's the matter? Uncle Jesse, what are we gonna do?

  Jesse Cochran : First, we stop talking like a munchkin.

• Danny Tanner : Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.

  Joey Gladstone : Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.

  [Danny drops Joey's dirty clothes] 

• Jesse Cochran : [He and Joey go check on a crying Michelle in her crib before changing her diaper]  Shut up!

  Joey Gladstone : I'll handle this. I'm a comic. It's my non-pain job to cheer people up.

  [Impersonates Kermit] 

  Joey Gladstone : Um, hi Michelle, it's me, Kermit the Frog. You don't wanna cry, do ya?

  [Impersonates Pee-Wee Herman] 

  Joey Gladstone : Uh hi, it's me, Pee-Wee Herman. Ha! Do you wanna go to my playhouse, ha!