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The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen (1963)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Uncle Spunky , Ritchie Petrie , Laura Petrie : [the Uncle Spunky Oath of Allegiance] "For Crummy Buttons I'll be good; I'll keep my hands real clean; and, if at the store they don't have any more, I promise to make a big scene."