The Hive (2008 TV Movie)
2/10
Ants don't live in hives...
1 April 2023
...they live in colonies. That should tell you most everything you need to know about this film.

This has got to be Tom Wopat's worst performance ever. Don't forget: this is the man who spent seven seasons appearing on The Dukes of Hazzard. Here, here he's a big overbearing macho military type with a big overbearing macho mustache who stomps around with his paramilitary exterminating pals. They're wont to trading pithy, heartfelt comments like, "There's something weird going on!" and "We can think ahead - that's one of our advantages over the ants!"

I have a high tolerance for eco-horror films, but this is a whole lot dumber.
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