Evil Bong 777 (2018)
1/10
If you're reading this I hope it's not too late...
1 May 2021
Warning: Spoilers
What ruins the movie:

Too many unnecessary scenes... This film is 70 minutes long, and is a sequel to Evil Bong 666... Rather than progress the story in any sort of way from our last film. This film opts to be a full 70 minute mess of a movie.. (which is very disappointing, considering the beginning of the film explains how this film was intended to be a sequel)

Instead we get 10 minutes (yes, 10 minutes!!) of a puppet show featuring a "puppet" version of Elvis Presley having sex with a stripper (This scene was very uncomfortable to watch, but so was the whole film)...

After this scene our protagonists go to a hotel.. This becomes the main point of our film... What happens in this timeframe you may wonder...

A dragged on timeframe of Rabbit attempting to hook up with a transgender female (hilarious... Only it's not), we get a timeframe spent of clown girl trying to have intercourse with Weedie (again.. the jokes here fail to land in any way.. but Weedie cheats on the clown girl with a hooker.. which is the only 10 seconds of comedy in the film), and Eebee gets Misty high and turns her into a goth (this is supposed to be funny!!)...

Finally in the last act of the movie Lucy Furr transports through the portal from sexy hell back to Earth, she chases our protagonists into a building and gets transported back... The End! (Not joking...) This was disappointing as Lucy Furr, was one of the main reasons Evil Bong 666 was watchable in the first place... Unfortunately though she only gets approximately 10 minutes of screen time. Which gives us a film built off terrible characters, a terrible plot, terrible acting, terrible comedy, and a terrible ending...

What was good about this monstrosity:

Nothing... Absolutely nothing...
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