British citizens speak with American accents Sole survivors don't age over 20 years later Didn't that girl die earlier? Beware the undead sunburned mannequins!! Men cannot scream: they can only act constipated Egyptian guards have afros Muslims will accept cremation when the living dead are involved The average Joe with the pudding bowl haircut always gets the girls So many camels, but only the plastic one is OK for a close-up The Sahara Desert: The REAL Land of the Midnight Sun Four of your good friends turning up dead is not a reason to be scared Organ music
it's turning me on Listen up kids: to make love you move your shoulders
Review of Oasis of the Zombies
