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La tumba de los muertos vivientes (1982)
Things this movie has taught me
British citizens speak with American accents Sole survivors don't age over 20 years later Didn't that girl die earlier? Beware the undead sunburned mannequins!! Men cannot scream: they can only act constipated Egyptian guards have afros Muslims will accept cremation when the living dead are involved The average Joe with the pudding bowl haircut always gets the girls So many camels, but only the plastic one is OK for a close-up The Sahara Desert: The REAL Land of the Midnight Sun Four of your good friends turning up dead is not a reason to be scared Organ music
it's turning me on Listen up kids: to make love you move your shoulders
Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966)
I haven't laughed this hard in a loooong time...Juan---ni---ta!
This movie earns a 10 for being so bad that it is one of the best unintentional comedies I have ever seen. From the 40-year-old woman playing a supposedly beautiful young girl, the inconsistent accents of the villains, to the random Indian attacks, cardboard doors, and a even bottle of poison marked "POISON", this western-horror splice is a keeper. It's on the 50 Chilling Classics released by Mill Creek Entertainment, which has many movies for those with a taste for the schlocky.
TIP: Watch this movie on MUTE and insert your own dialog for an added treat!
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
A Great Film (Warning: Contains Bare-Bones Spoiler)
This movie has the closest plot to the original story that you can find on film. However, there are several tweaks (some bigger than others) that make the story even more interesting.
Quick summary: Jonathan Harker, a lawyer, goes to Transylvania to close on a real estate deal with the mysterious Count Dracula. Dracula travels to London and causes a bit of a stir before he returns to Transylvania for a final confrontation with those who wish to stop him.
Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder put on what I believe to be the best performances of their careers. Gary Oldman is phenomenal as Dracula, both creepy and suave at the same time. This movie is what I believe to be a MUST for all horror fans, and the romantic/tragic subplot is also something not to be missed. As an avid movie fan, it takes a good movie for me to really be entertained, and this is definitely one of them.
As a caution to parents, this movie contains graphic violence/gore and explicit sexuality/nudity, so you may wish to preview it before letting your children see it.