I went in knowing it was supposed to be an action comedy romance. This is one of those films you can take the date on and get some action in the film and after buuut even with the gorgeous Hollywood people they picked and it was still trash. The lady brought along with me was sooo bored and we were the only one in the theaters that we started getting a little personal if you know what I mean. Sooooooooo if you want a film that nobody is going to be at and you want to take a chick and maybe get to 3rd base then this is the film for you! It's like taking your girl to the Theater she was happy she got to see Ken from Barbie movie but thought it was a flop.
Reviews
161 Reviews
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
(2024)
Patton Oswalt
14 April 2024
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Ruins another project he is apart of you know the romance between the chick and her girl ghost friend was his idea. Plus Patton really just bring down anything he is involved with remember when used to pretend to be a punk rock comic! If you don't get it your not punk know we are punk you just suck at comedy/acting. I'd say last thing he was decent in was that show with the fat guy from Adam Sandlera crew. Anyways I had so much hope after the ending to that last film and I was disappointed in a lot of ways from this film, even if you can call that. I
Really don't like where the setting of this film took place at least the last film had a great story.
Best episode in a very long time!
25 February 2024
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Dang that was a great episode from the cold open to the monologue to the rest of the skits this had the old school feel more like 2013ish SNL brought back some good nostalgia feels that the show has been lacking for like 7 years. Some of the more annoying cast members didn't appear in this episode which made the show waaay more enjoyable. So idk what really else to say but they want you to write a novel now days. I wonder if some the guys that have been there a little longer like Mikey Day was happy to work with someone that is actually funny. Lady with the mullet actually was kind of funny in the sex bot skit maybe she is finally coming into her own, unlike Cecily Strong who has never made me laugh once anyways. Good episode. Noticed the bots are moving in and down voting this episode. They don't even have in prior reviews.. bots..
Madame Web
(2024)
Nepo Spider.
17 February 2024
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I went to walk in the theater to watch this and I saw a big fat bald guy in there with glasses and he scared me so I left then came back for the next showing. Anyway I watched the last showing tonight let's just say it had me dozing off like I had taken a hand full of melatonins. Anyways I was like why can't they just start where she is already old and stuff that's the Madam Web we like anyways She is am-bu-Lance driver almost hits her other chick and her mom was all in the jungle 9 months pregnant and is like I'm out here sweating milk yo now I got to get bit by this radioactive spider!!! Anyways this movie was bad. It's nooo Morbin Time! That's for sure!
WTF!
28 January 2024
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So the rape victim isn't a victim at all she is a privileged lady and she thinks that the teenager who raped her didn't mean it and he shouldn't be put in jail for rape or go to trial cause he has less then her, so she would feel bad if he went to prison.. cause the lady the real victim has health insurance and stuff so she can go to the psychologist sooo she is all like please don't put my rape victim on trial or send him to jail! Cause I'm more privileged then him and he just doesn't understand cause he is less educated then her. This is legit the episode it's crazy asf. I'm like really!!!!!! Olivia has been raped in the show also and they made that one the most dramatic seasons. Now they are just like it's whatever don't send no under privileged teenagers to jail for rape that's worse then the crime it's self! This is soo crazy this was even on TV.
What's with the mullet lady and that shirt.
28 January 2024
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That was wack! As Wack as that new Madam Web movie is going to be! That sweater and that mullet that was about the most hilarious part of it was her look who is the stylist go back to the 80s. SNL, has became a big fail they don't get numbers. Mainstream garbage they try to shove down everyone's throats. I remember from the 90s when I was kid and started watching all the way up to like 2015 it became trash. I'll watch some of the trash clips on YouTube and what not. They are garbage! Only hits they have are of sketch's that have already had those guest came back. SNL is gone and moved on. Died with the failure of TV.
Dumb Money
(2023)
Pete Davidson..
20 January 2024
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Ruins everyhring He is in I know many of people that would have went and watched this in theater or even bought it if it wasn't for Pete Davidson being in it. Another corporate comic they love shoving down everyone's throats pretending like he is underground or like not elitist boot licker. He is jumping in on the movie just to make himself look good/hip/cool for the younger generation but they see through him and so does everyone else. So go support this like you did with game stonks but just remember now it's turned into some mainstream culture with "actors"/"comedians" from one the shows that has always been mainstream. Anyways he ruined the film so a 1.
Migration
(I) (2023)
Hilarious fun family movie! We watched for Christmas!
26 December 2023
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We chose this over Willy Wonka to go watch in the theater this year and it does not disappoint! I was wondering how it was going to go since I didn't watch a lot of previews for it! Illumination does not disappoint! The characters are great they have good family dynamics with the Brother and sister being hilarious! Then uncle Dan was hilarious as well! That scene when they fly through those clouds is just beautiful and you don't see great animation like that anymore with such great details! Then the scenes with the Heron was funny! Oh that story the father told them at beginning was also great! The theater was full of laughter! It was packed! Then when they land in Miami they smallest details they did in the hotel down to the concrete blocks! This movie is fun! It got to be up for some Oscars this year! Go watch it! It does not disappoint!!!!
Five Nights at Freddy's
(2023)
Nicholas Cage did it better
29 October 2023
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With Willys Wonderland. I played the games and this has nothing to do with the games it does have some call backs towards the beginning when Lilliard is talking to him over the phone and what not but the rest was pretty much changed the whole looking for his brother thing that is missing is taken up more the screen time then the actual Freddy's. Instead of them hunting down and murdering them soooo far they are just hanging out with them. They figured out the dead kids are possessing the animatronics. Now they are all building a fort together.. 1 hour 13 mins in and he is now back to watching the security screens. Nope he is falling asleep trying to dream about his missing brother some more.. yawn.. All the little kids in his dreams again who are possessing the animatronics, tell 'em you want to know about your brother you got to sacrifice Abby to the animatronics. More dreaming him just yelling while little kids run around him, they start to slice him up. He wakes up to the animatronics trying to put a mask on him. Hour 18 mins in and he finally gets chased by one of the animatronics. This movie is baaaaad I'm stop my review there cause I don't know if I can even finish it.
Hudson & Rex
(2019– )
Naked dog!!!
25 October 2023
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I can't believe they left this dog naked! They did at least shirt up the hero so it didn't make me feel bad about my gluteny! Man if you love a good dog team up like the Chuck Norris classic Top Dog! Don't watch this show! Watching dog poo is more entertaining this and enjoyable then this mess of a show! Then I think of Jim Belushi! RIP who made the 3 classics. K9, K-911, and K-9 P. I.! Oh man it's not even close to the other Cop pup team up that is Turner and Hooch! Come on you didn't even try! Annd Let us not forget. See Spot Run with one of Hollywoods modern day royaltie David Arquette which you could say that's not a buddy cop dog film but I say it is cause the Bullmastiff is a FBI drug agent! Which this show doesn't come close to touching either. If you need the master of Dog Cop buddy's genre then look no father then me.
Poltergeist
(1982)
I never had watched poltergeist as it came..
15 October 2023
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8 years before I was born and wasn't allowed to watch those type of movies growing up but as I grew and my taste were refined and I have became quite the horror film buff. With movies that deal with poltergeist type activities or demons stuff like that. This has just not got me on the edge or nothing. I was kind of into it then the tree scene happens were it grabbed the kid out of his bed and dragged him out of the second story of the house. Well I'm at when the investigators show up and stuff is floating in the rooms and stuff like that and the coffee pitcher is moving around maybe in the early days this movie could have scary or creepy but it doesn't hold up today with the likes of conjuring.
They don't even try and hide it anymore
6 October 2023
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They don't even try and hide it anymore you can tell the voices are so clear it's clearly someone that's still alive. Of course Zak none of his gear works, if you want all the cliches you get for a ghost adventures episode you get in this season opener cold hands! Man may hands are so cold. Zak says something then voices echo like in the opening it's just funny. The paint inside the building with Crowley the paint looks pretty fresh. This is getting deep Zak says yeah deep in to some poo. The person they hired to paint it accidentally painted them wrong and not in the right order cause they forgot to tell them that. I'm about 20 minutes in and man it's baaad. I liked watching this show . I'm the biggest FAN been a day one watcher! Feels like they aren't getting real evidence anymore.
Dancing with the Stars
(I) (2005– )
People's that used to be famous trying to stay relevant
27 September 2023
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People's that used to be famous trying to stay relevant That's all this show is. It's for house wife's who want tot go out dancing with thier husbands who drink to much so they won't take thier trailer trash wife out to go dancing so she sits at home in her chair watching normal tv cause she can't afford cable. So they sit and watch people that used to be famous and rich come on a show to try and get the poors to feel bad for the people that used to be the riches. Shows like this should be gone but the production is pretty cheap and they don't need writers and actors who are still relevant to go on a strike so they can keep making shows like this.
Imm overrrr hereeeeee lol lol
18 September 2023
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Man the made magic look super childish in the scene were he the coach is liek come on get in the huddle over here he wines like he is in grade school or something reminded me of a child lol Iammmmmm overrrrr herrrre lol the first of the Whiny millionaires in the league now I see we're Lebron James gets it from.. if he ever actually watches this show he will see or probably already knows how big of a baby he was back then. He done the dumbest deal and they tried to make Jerry look bad for giving him what he wanted. Magic Johnson just another low IQ baller who thinks he is a good cause he gets paid to play with a ball. That's all this show, showed me was how big of babies they all were. Especially Magic.
Maggie is the worse.
13 September 2023
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She runs around with her group of simps to protect her. Annnd she didn't help Negan when he was being attacked by that big zombie guy. Then she is like I'm not going to help the guy on the other side of the door either! She is such a hypocrite. This show was better off with her gone. As I'm catching up with this show due to the new Daryl Dixon show. I had stopped right around when they killed the Queen of the whispers and well I'm back and dang Maggie is more annoying then I remember. She was getting really annoying before she left the last time and now she is just super annoying! Anyways so far these first 2 episodes of this new season have been eh.
One Piece
(2023– )
This is how it's done!
8 September 2023
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Man this was an awesome series! I went in not knowing what to expect annnd man was it good you can tell they really put some love into this show! Bringing back the original creator and having them look and help with the show. One Piece was really good! They didn't mess it up like with cowboy Bebob. My favorite episode was probably the 6th The Chef and Chore Boy but the show all around was really good kept me hooked to the screen! When he does that Axe Kick at the end and it goes through the whole building into the shark Saw guy man that was sooooooo cooooool! I can't wait for the next part of the adventure with the Straw Hat Pirates!
Blue Beetle
(2023)
BatMan the Fascist.
21 August 2023
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Yup that's how I knew the cringe movie was going to be as bad as it looked. This movie is just filled with cringe cliche stuff that they believe the Latino family is into. Blue Beatle needs his family to fight all his battles for him that's not surprising when you one these New Gen kids can't do anything without mommy and daddy holding thier hands and that's what this is all about. I was hoping this movie would do good too! Nope they had to ruin it with bad stereotypes. I guess that's fine stereotype it up man but BatMan is the Fascist.. I was wondering if they would take that out of the film cause they removed it from the trailers but nope they kept it in. They want to try a kill one of DCs best characters ever for a side character.. Go watch it if you love cringe cliches then this is the film for you.
Barbie
(I) (2023)
Went and watched this in a packed theater.
10 August 2023
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Annnd it was a lot of fun at the beginning but about the time Kate McKinnon came in the movie just died nobody laughed but one lady and she laughed at everything. It was fun but it was about 20 minutes to long for me could cut out most the stuff towards the end. I get it Barbie didn't realize that Ruth was her creator. I don't know if we really need the whole speech either everyone already knows what Barbie is they could cut some out of thst scene it felt like it dragged on a little bit to long. It was nice to see the daughter of the lady who was playing with Barbie turned out to be better then she was at the beginning acting all crazy. Idk this movie felt eh to me.
Blockbuster
(2022)
Love Randell Park but
24 January 2023
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The rest of the cast sucks, like why does this dude hire so many chicks? As someone who went to a lot of block busters and other movie rental places this doesn't have the feel especially when it comes to the employees. What I'm trying to get it at a lot of chicks mostly nerdy dudes worked at mine and most of other rental stores I went too growing up. The comedy is ah eh far I haven't had any laugh out loud moments. I feel like they could be getting into more fun antics working at a rental store. I'm 4 episodes in and so far I'm just like this isn't good. I just wonder who did the casting for this show, they was off.
Willow
(2022–2023)
Ranon you know I Hate trolls! That's all Disney has become.
14 December 2022
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Trolls from the shoty acting to the filming. I feel like I'm watching like a PBS show like the look Idk hard to explain. So far it's not up to par with the film that is a still a classic. Why do this to Willow? Disney destroys everything it touches. The script doesn't even feel like it's in the old ages they are talking all modern. Why didn't that chick jump on the horse that didn't have anyone on it instead she jumps on the back with some one else to slow them down. They are using the willow music in a chase scene that feels like it just came out of nowhere for no reason. I'm like 20 mins in and I think I'm out. Edit: this show got what it deserved. Canceled! Hahahahhaaa.
Sad Beth cheats on Jerry.
30 October 2022
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Beth that was supposed to be good was a cheater. Beth that nobody likes destroys the Beth that everyone likes. I'm guessing the writer for this episode was the one that really didn't like Jerry ever being happy. Incest thing is kind of weird buuuut I get the humor also in what they are trying to do with that but it's hard to not feel bad for Chris Parnell, I mean Jerry. The whole video game side story was pretty funny especially the part where they do the asteroids game and make it harder and by that they can't find any. Then Jerry at the end does get a 3 some so they try to make up with it by doing that at the end. So will see if the throuple. Maybe Jerry will just start hooking up with all the Beth's anyways this episode was eh.
Finally the fake worst doctor is gone!
25 October 2022
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We all celebrated in my house when the worst Doctor of all time was gone! The whole Blossomy blossom was lame and you can tell Chinball still doesn't get Dr who. This was probably the best Chinball episode but it's only cause we get some classic doctors who come back and seeing interactions with Ace and Tegan probably my favorite scenes from this who! Then they get to the good part that everyone has been waiting since she started and they ruined this show with the timeless children. William Hartnell will always be the first doctor no matter what they say. Then She finally regenerates and we get arguably the best modern day doctor David Tennant!!! David Tennant is back as the Doctor! I guess the BBC is trying to get the fans back and it worked for me! Hopefully he is the doctor for like 2 more seasons! 60th better be great! Or I'm gone.
Terrifier 2
(2022)
Had never seen Terrifier so I went in blind to Terrifier 2.
17 October 2022
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Annnd dang it was one the craziest gore horror slasher movies I've ever seen! I went to the local drive in to watch this it seemed fitting and it was perfect for this masterpiece of a slasher! Art the Clown creepy asf and his plastic hefty bag full of treats that weren't treats was pretty cool. Do not read Beyond this point if you do not want spoilers! My favorite scene of the film was when he chopped off the leading ladies best friends arm then grabbed it by the fingers and like ripped it right down the middle like it was a tree branch or something. It was creepy oh and the scene where Art shoves the mash potatoes into the moms skull cause he blew off her face with that pistol. This movie was insane. I never seen the original but the sequel got me hooked! The people that hate this movie are the minivan driving moms who got to go to church 3 times a week.
One my favorite episodes of the season.
5 October 2022
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This just felt like a classic episode of Sci-fi with a great story and more world building. I like the Bortis and Klyden got over their differences and Klyden loved his kid no matter what. Then with them voting the Moclan out of the Union this is just going to escalate and make this show even better. The acting in this episode was superb. The music set the scene on many of the scenes in this episode and it enhanced it like a fine wine. The writers and Seth are making masterpiece after masterpiece right now. That's why it was one the top shows in the world and on streaming and I can't wait for the next season and I'm not even done with this season yet! Thank you Disney for making this one.
Hocus Pocus 2
(2022)
Halloween cult classic loses its magic.
30 September 2022
This isn't about the witches in this they did great, you could tell they loved being back in the role as the Sanderson Sisters, buuuuuuuuuuuut in this sequel the Sanderson Sisters are nothing but filler no killer when it comes to this straight VOD trash. The kid actors they chose for this aren't great and it just seems to Disney plush-ish and that's probably why it didn't get theatrical release. Disney know it's not great and anyone who grew up watching the OG knows this isn't even close or even on par with the OG, It's an horrible sequel that doesn't come close to the feel of the original. So go head give it watch for the Sanderson Sisters. Other then that it's not great and it's not good it's kind of just eh.
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