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Quotes
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Sigrit Ericksdottir : The elves went too far!
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Sigrit Ericksdottir : Are you gay?
Alexander Lemtov : What? No. Of course not. I am Russian.
Sigrit Ericksdottir : No?
Alexander Lemtov : There are no gay people in Russia.
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Lars Erickssong : I can't take this shit, okay?
Sigrit Ericksdottir : Okay!
Lars Erickssong : [indicating a lot of shit with his hands] It's, like, this much shit.
Sigrit Ericksdottir : I know!
Lars Erickssong : [indicating less shit] I can maybe take this much shit, but it's up here!
[indicates more shit]
Sigrit Ericksdottir : It's a lot of shit!
Lars Erickssong : [screaming] Shit!
[a nearby ice shelf collapses]
Lars Erickssong : [quietly] Shit.
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Lars Erickssong : Hey, Americans! Are you having a good time in Iceland?
Bill , Brittny , Jenn , Jeff : Yeah!
Lars Erickssong : Well, we hate that you're here.
Lars Erickssong : So why don't you go back home, all right? Don't you have some traffic to sit in with your monster trucks and your chili corn dogs?
Sigrit Ericksdottir : [trying to redirect Lars] Okay, Lars.
Lars Erickssong : Why, I have some opiates for you, you can take, while you over leverage your credit cards and you buy too many houses.
Sigrit Ericksdottir : [trying to quiet Lars] Okay. Wow. Hey! Hey!
Lars Erickssong : No, I'm not done! I hate you! I hate your guts!
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Sigrit Ericksdottir : Lemtov, I need to ask you something.
Alexander Lemtov : Sure, sure.
Sigrit Ericksdottir : Okay... ehm... are you gay?
Alexander Lemtov : Wha-...? No. No, no, of course not. I'm Russian.
Sigrit Ericksdottir : No?
Alexander Lemtov : There's no gay people in Russia.
Sigrit Ericksdottir : Statistically speaking, I think that's impossible.
Alexander Lemtov : It's true, I'm 100%...
Sigrit Ericksdottir : Gender-fluid?
Alexander Lemtov : ...fact-of-truth not gay Russian.
Sigrit Ericksdottir : Non-binary?
Alexander Lemtov : No, no, no non-binary. I "he-him" pronoun. He-him.
Sigrit Ericksdottir : [softly] Okay.