Family Guy (TV Series)

Veteran Guy (2018)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Ida Davis, Jim Henson

Quotes 

• Bailiff : Next case on the docket: The People vs. Ted 2.

  Peter Griffin : Hey, come on, let's get out of here. Let's go, let's go.

• Peter Griffin : And I'm bisexual, like all members of the Coast Guard.

• Police Officer : You three are in violation of the Stolen Valor Act, which makes it a crime to pretend to be a veteran.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, so suddenly it's a crime to break the law?

• Peter Griffin : Well, I'm off.

  Lois Griffin : Oh Peter, I'm so worried. Where are they stationing you?

  Peter Griffin : I can't tell you. That is on a knead-the-dough basis.

  [scene flashes to a baker kneading dough where Peter then whispers the location in his ear] 

  Baker : Florida?

  Peter Griffin : Shhh!

  Baker : Hey, you be safe!

• Cleveland Brown : But what can we do? Quagmire was the only real soldier among us.

  Peter Griffin : You're right. Compared to him we're about as useless as one of those automatic bathroom sinks.