- Bailiff: Next case on the docket: The People vs. Ted 2.
- Peter Griffin: Hey, come on, let's get out of here. Let's go, let's go.
- Police Officer: You three are in violation of the Stolen Valor Act, which makes it a crime to pretend to be a veteran.
- Peter Griffin: Oh, so suddenly it's a crime to break the law?
- Peter Griffin: Well, I'm off.
- Lois Griffin: Oh Peter, I'm so worried. Where are they stationing you?
- Peter Griffin: I can't tell you. That is on a knead-the-dough basis.
- [scene flashes to a baker kneading dough where Peter then whispers the location in his ear]
- Baker: Florida?
- Peter Griffin: Shhh!
- Baker: Hey, you be safe!
- Cleveland Brown: But what can we do? Quagmire was the only real soldier among us.
- Peter Griffin: You're right. Compared to him we're about as useless as one of those automatic bathroom sinks.