Enn Reitel: Doc Croc, Various

Quotes 

• Luchetti Bruchetti : [presenting his latest piece of art]  Is a piece of a master of the modern art. Is an impressionist painting. Is my impression of a beautiful tree.

  Doc Croc : Oh, yes... what rubbish.

  [throws the painting away] 

  Doc Croc : This is my impression of a steam hammer.

  [repeatedly hits Luchetti over the head with his tail] 

• Vince Vermin : [whimpers]  Doc, help! There's something out there, something vile, horrid, nasty!

  Doc Croc : Yes, Vincent, they're called 'viewers'.

  [points at the camera and laughs] 

  Vince Vermin : No, worse than that, something sickening beyond your worst nightmares.

  Doc Croc : Jemimah, you didn't tell me we were having Phillip Scofield on the show?