- Luchetti Bruchetti: [presenting his latest piece of art] Is a piece of a master of the modern art. Is an impressionist painting. Is my impression of a beautiful tree.
- Doc Croc: Oh, yes... what rubbish.
- [throws the painting away]
- Doc Croc: This is my impression of a steam hammer.
- [repeatedly hits Luchetti over the head with his tail]
- Atomic Banana: Hey, what am I doing here? Oh yeah, yeah I'm on the rampage.
- [grunts]
- Atomic Banana: Take that, stupid building. Yeah, yeah. All the little cars, getting under my feet, get outta the way!
- [kicks a car]
- Atomic Banana: Ooh, where's the eerie music coming from?
- [spots a man playing a singing saw and steps on him]
- Atomic Banana: Ah, shut up, creep.
- [falls down]
- Atomic Banana: Whoa! He's slippery, ain't he?
- Vince Vermin: [whimpers] Doc, help! There's something out there, something vile, horrid, nasty!
- Doc Croc: Yes, Vincent, they're called 'viewers'.
- [points at the camera and laughs]
- Vince Vermin: No, worse than that, something sickening beyond your worst nightmares.
- Doc Croc: Jemimah, you didn't tell me we were having Phillip Scofield on the show?
- Bad Egg: Listen, Carrot Top, I may come from a hen's bottom, but I'm no chicken!