Riverdale (TV Series)
Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Hills Have Eyes (2018)
Madelaine Petsch: Cheryl Blossom
Quotes
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Cheryl Blossom : [on cellphone, overheard by Toni as she enters restroom:] That's all. Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all. Bye now.
Toni Topaz : Did you just tell Jughead that Archie and Betty kissed?
Cheryl Blossom : Yes. So, what if I did?
Toni Topaz : Did you at least have a reason?
Cheryl Blossom : Oh, that's right. You're new here.
[faked friendliness:]
Cheryl Blossom : Hi! I'm Cheryl Blossom, a.k.a. Cheryl Bombshell. Which means... I need no reason. I simply... am. Feel free to tremble.
[turns back to mirror]
Toni Topaz : I have a better idea. Why don't you tell me what's bothering you, because you're clearly... in a lot of pain.
[puts her hand on Cheryl's upper arm]
Cheryl Blossom : [seething] Get your sapphic Serpent hands *off* my body!
[slapped hand away]
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Jughead Jones : [answering cellphone] Hello?
Cheryl Blossom : How's the lake house? Are you all settled-in and spooning yet?
Jughead Jones : Who is this?
Cheryl Blossom : It's Cheryl... you welfare baby.
Jughead Jones : Is something wrong?
Cheryl Blossom : [playfully spiteful] Not yet. I just wanna make sure you know that Archie and Betty kissed in front of my house, right before Christmas, and that it seemed pretty serious. Like, with-tongues serious. That's all. Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all. Bye.
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Penelope Blossom : [from deleted scene]
[to black male customer]
Penelope Blossom : Can I fix you another gin before we go upstairs? A double this time?
Cheryl Blossom : [enters room, dressed in outrageous skimpy red outfit not fit for Riverdale streets] Now, now. Why settle for a jalopy when you could joyride a newer model?
black man : Well, well. Where have you been hiding?
Penelope Blossom : [rises to put a stop to this] She's sixteen. And my *daughter*. Cheryl, that's enough.
black man : I- Excuse me...
[beats a hasty retreat]
black man : I... I...
[slips past Cheryl]
Penelope Blossom : [after the guy went off] That's gonna cost us a pretty penny.
Cheryl Blossom : I do know love, Mother. I may not be feeling it right now... but I have.
Penelope Blossom : Spare me. The only kind of love you've experienced was perverse, warped and deviant.
Cheryl Blossom : Even if it was... it was mine. But you couldn't let me have it, could you? You did everything in your power to destroy it. And now all I can do is pay you back in hate.
[turns around, walks away]