- Cheryl Blossom: [on cellphone, overheard by Toni as she enters restroom:] That's all. Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all. Bye now.
- Toni Topaz: Did you just tell Jughead that Archie and Betty kissed?
- Cheryl Blossom: Yes. So, what if I did?
- Toni Topaz: Did you at least have a reason?
- Cheryl Blossom: Oh, that's right. You're new here.
- [faked friendliness:]
- Cheryl Blossom: Hi! I'm Cheryl Blossom, a.k.a. Cheryl Bombshell. Which means... I need no reason. I simply... am. Feel free to tremble.
- [turns back to mirror]
- Toni Topaz: I have a better idea. Why don't you tell me what's bothering you, because you're clearly... in a lot of pain.
- [puts her hand on Cheryl's upper arm]
- Cheryl Blossom: [seething] Get your sapphic Serpent hands *off* my body!
- [slapped hand away]
- Jughead Jones: [answering cellphone] Hello?
- Cheryl Blossom: How's the lake house? Are you all settled-in and spooning yet?
- Jughead Jones: Who is this?
- Cheryl Blossom: It's Cheryl... you welfare baby.
- Jughead Jones: Is something wrong?
- Cheryl Blossom: [playfully spiteful] Not yet. I just wanna make sure you know that Archie and Betty kissed in front of my house, right before Christmas, and that it seemed pretty serious. Like, with-tongues serious. That's all. Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all. Bye.
- Betty Cooper: [as Jughead answers his phone] If that's Cheryl, tell her everyone kissed everyone and it's over.
- Betty Cooper: [off to the bathroom] You know what I've just realized? Out of the four of us, only you and Archie haven't kissed.
- Jughead Jones: Fascinating. Wait...! What? You and Veronica...?
- [Betty smiles and closes the door behind her]
- Penelope Blossom: [from deleted scene]
- [to black male customer]
- Penelope Blossom: Can I fix you another gin before we go upstairs? A double this time?
- Cheryl Blossom: [enters room, dressed in outrageous skimpy red outfit not fit for Riverdale streets] Now, now. Why settle for a jalopy when you could joyride a newer model?
- black man: Well, well. Where have you been hiding?
- Penelope Blossom: [rises to put a stop to this] She's sixteen. And my *daughter*. Cheryl, that's enough.
- black man: I- Excuse me...
- [beats a hasty retreat]
- black man: I... I...
- [slips past Cheryl]
- Penelope Blossom: [after the guy went off] That's gonna cost us a pretty penny.
- Cheryl Blossom: I do know love, Mother. I may not be feeling it right now... but I have.
- Penelope Blossom: Spare me. The only kind of love you've experienced was perverse, warped and deviant.
- Cheryl Blossom: Even if it was... it was mine. But you couldn't let me have it, could you? You did everything in your power to destroy it. And now all I can do is pay you back in hate.
- [turns around, walks away]