The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Change Constant (2019)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, I like the way my hair looks. I'm done tiptoeing around him.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, we're all guilty of it.
Amy Farrah Fowler : But why?
Leonard Hofstadter : 'Cause we were afraid to upset him.
Raj Koothrappali : Which happens anyway.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, that's over.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm-I'm done enabling him. Like, this is his spot, and-and... and the thermostat has to be set to his comfort level, even though he doesn't even live here anymore and I'm always chilly.
Raj Koothrappali : Is that why you wear a hoodie all the time?
Leonard Hofstadter : Why would... yes! To accomodate Sheldon. And what-what about this-this thing? Why is it here? I'll tell you why. Because it was here when I moved in, and for no earthly reason, he forbade me to touch it.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, if you don't like it, get rid of it. Put it in the closet.
Leonard Hofstadter : You know what? I will.
[as soon as he grabs hold of the model, it falls apart]
Raj Koothrappali : I bet that's the reason.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, is Penny here?
Leonard Hofstadter : No. Why?
Raj Koothrappali : I wanted to show her my latest creation. I give you... Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler!
Leonard Hofstadter : [Amy enters, looking drop-dead gorgeous] Wow. Amy, you look amazing.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you. Sheldon, what do you think?
Sheldon Cooper : [giving her a once-over] I like you better the way you were.
Raj Koothrappali : But she looks beautiful! Classic lines, colors that complement her skin tone, and hair that goes from "office" to "on the town" in minutes.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't care. Put it back.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I like the way I look.
Sheldon Cooper : [storming out] Well, I don't!
Leonard Hofstadter : [following him] My fault. I was out of Earl Grey.
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President Siebert : Hey, fellas. Can you do me a favor?
Raj Koothrappali : Do we have a choice?
President Siebert : [sarcastic amused laugh] Ha-ha! No. Sheldon and Amy are now officially superstars, and the press will be reaching out to their family and friends for comment. So that we're all on the same page, the word we're gonna use to describe them is "quirky". And not...
[in a deep voice]
President Siebert : ..."quirky". More like...
[more upbeat and pleasant]
President Siebert : ..."quirky"!
Howard Wolowitz : So not Mr. and Mrs. Whackadoodle?
President Siebert : [another sarcastic laugh] Ho-ho-ho! You bitter, envious little man.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [applause as she and Sheldon enter] Thank you so much.
President Siebert : [still uncomfortable, Sheldon leaves again] And what do we call that?
Leonard Hofstadter , Raj Koothrappali , Howard Wolowitz : Quirky.
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Raj Koothrappali : Was it your left hand or your right hand?
Leonard Hofstadter : Right. Spit actually flew out of his mouth.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, what's wrong?
Amy Farrah Fowler : My picture's all over the Internet, and I look terrible.
Raj Koothrappali : No. Let me see.
[taking her phone]
Raj Koothrappali : Well, that is an unfortunate angle.
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Raj Koothrappali : You just won the Nobel. You should be proud of this moment.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I know I shouldn't care about how I look, and I never thought I did. It-it's stupid and shallow, but I just can't help it. Am I really this frumpy?
Raj Koothrappali : No. No, you are a beautiful woman. By the way, if you're not happy with those pictures, then make some changes. Get a haircut, new clothes, new glasses, big glasses; no glasses! Then you won't be able to see those pictures.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sounds expensive.
Raj Koothrappali : Excuse me, i-if I'm not mistaken, the Nobel comes with a substantial cash prize. What were you gonna spend it on?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Hadn't really thought about it. Sheldon's got his eyes on some new Dockers.
Raj Koothrappali : Come on. Do something for yourself.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, I suppose I could get a haircut.
Raj Koothrappali : And some makeup and a new wardrobe, and a little thank-you gift for your shopping buddy if we see something that he likes. Come on.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [following him out] Where are we going?
Raj Koothrappali : Beverly Hills, where the things he likes are.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I should've seen this coming.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, stop. You're allowed to get a haircut.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I know. But I should've done it gradually. You know, like... maybe 300 tiny haircuts over a ten-year period.
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, you need to focus on the positive. You won a Nobel Prize. I slapped Sheldon. A lot of dreams came true today.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, you're right. This is a huge day for me, and I'm allowed to enjoy it without worrying about how it's going to affect my husband.
Raj Koothrappali : Is it me, or did it just get fierce in here?