"A Series of Unfortunate Events" The Vile Village: Part 1 (TV Episode 2018) - Nathan Fillion as Jacques Snicket

Olivia Caliban : What was the poem? The one that you memorised on your way to VFD headquarters.

[Jacques gets out a notebook]

Olivia Caliban : [reading from the notebook] "When you drive away in secret, you'll be a volunteer."

Jacques Snicket : "So don't scream when we take you..."

Olivia Caliban , Jacques Snicket : "The world is quiet here."

Count Olaf : Poetry? You'll stop at nothing to make me talk.
Olivia Caliban : He just made a left-hand turn without signalling.

Jacques Snicket : That man's villainy knows no bounds!
Mr. Poe : Sir, in the name of the law, would you please expose your left ankle to the crowd?

Jacques Snicket : Little racy for a family show, but sure.
Count Olaf : I'd offer you tea but they're all sweet and fruity.

Jacques Snicket : Sweet and fruity doesn't count as tea and your scheme is equally dismissable.
Count Olaf : You're that school librarian!

Olivia Caliban : That was a long time ago.

Count Olaf : Er, it wasn't that long ago. It was actually just, like, a few...

Jacques Snicket : [interrupting] The jig is up, Olaf!
Count Olaf : Welcome to the Firehouse Saloon, folks! I have extremely pricey beverages, which ya hafta pay cash fer.

Jacques Snicket : I'll take a tall glass of justice on the rocks. With a garnish of your-wicked-schemes-stop-here.

Count Olaf : [turning to face him] We're all out. But I can pour you a double shot of you'll-never-take-me-alive.

Nathan Fillion: Jacques Snicket