Jimmy Kimmel Live! (TV Series)
Tracy Morgan/Kaitlin Olson/D.R.A.M. & Erykah Badu (2017)
Martin Short: Maury Povich
Quotes
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Tracy Morgan : [Tracy Morgan has been revealed to be the baby's father] I'm *every* baby's Daddy!
[Tracy and Molly kiss and cuddle in front of Jimmy]
Himself - Host : Is this true?
Herself - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : How could either of you satisfy me when all you *really want* is each other?
Maury Povich - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : Guys, it's been obvious for years.
[Jimmy and Matt are holding hands]
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Maury Povich - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : Next on Maury, Guillermo thinks his Mom dresses too sexy.
Guillermo : Mom, I think you dress too sexy.
Mrs. Rodriguez : [smacks him] I think that THEY like it!
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Himself - Host : Who's the father?
Maury Povich - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : Molly, when it comes to your unborn baby...
[suspense music]
Tracy Morgan : Guess who's coming to dinner?
Maury Povich - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : Tracy, you are the father!
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Maury Povich - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : And Tracy, do you have something to tell us?
Tracy Morgan : That's right, I do. I'm pregnant too.
Maury Povich - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : [applauses from audience] What?
Tracy Morgan : With Maury's baby.
Maury Povich - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : Whaaat?
[laughs]
Maury Povich - Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon : I hate children.