The Magicians (TV Series)

The Cock Barrens (2017)

Summer Bishil: Margo Hanson

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• Eliot Waugh : [Watching Quentin do a strange sort of dance]  Um Remind me again what summoning Alice's niffin has to do with tai chi... I mean, ballet.

  Margo Hanson : It's niffin bait. You have to call to them at their point of their transformation with something personal.

  Eliot Waugh : Oooh. It's a sex thing.

  Quentin Coldwater : No, it's Cirque Du Soleil. You know Cirque Du Soleil?

  Eliot Waugh : You and Alice had sex to Cirque Du Soleil?

• Margo Hanson : He's a man. Who seems arrogant and entitled and unclear on the concept of consent. I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong.

  Eliot Waugh : Look, I'm not saying do it. It's just - You're a queen. I'm a king. We don't necessarily marry for love. It's part of the job.

  Margo Hanson : Fine, I'll talk to him, but only to negotiate us out of this epic clusterfuck. I'm staying a virgin.

• Margo Hanson : [to Prince Ess]  You fucked with us.

  Eliot Waugh : Mm-hmm, yes, he did.

  Margo Hanson : You fucked with our castle.

  Eliot Waugh : Amen, sister.

  Margo Hanson : And now we're gonna put our Jimmy Choos so far up your ass, you're gonna taste next season.

  Eliot Waugh : Exactly. Whatever that means.

  Margo Hanson : The High King and I hereby declare war on the Kingdom of Loria!

• Prince Ess : You guys have been fucking shit up for over half a century.

  Margo Hanson : Oookay.

  Eliot Waugh : [Whispers to Tick]  This is how Lorians talk?

  Tick Pickwick : The Prince speaks fluent Earth. Rumor has it his mother is from, uh, Cincinn-ah-ti.

• Prince Ess : I'm here to propose a treaty between our two kingdoms. A 50/50 split of the Wellspring. And to seal the alliance, I, Crown Prince of Loria, offer my hand in marriage to the Virgin Queen Margo.

  Eliot Waugh : [Snorts]  Um, okay.

  Margo Hanson : Did he just call me a virgin?

• Margo Hanson : You're not leaving me in a castle full of barbarian frat bros.

  Eliot Waugh : Okay, fine, but while we're talking about them, you could've been a little diplomatic.

  Margo Hanson : By agreeing to marry a complete stranger on the spot?

  Eliot Waugh : I did it.

  Margo Hanson : ...That was different.

  Eliot Waugh : [Scoffs]  You're right, this would only really be equivalent if Ess was a girl, and you found pussy, you know, interesting in a sometimes- you-like-Thai-food kinda way, and now it's all Thai food forever till you die.

• William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Where are you?

  Margo Hanson : Loria. Some canyon with these purple-ish rock things.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Rock things? What-...

  Margo Hanson : Dicks, okay? They look like dicks.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : [laughs]  Uh, full-sail or half?

  Margo Hanson : Honestly, it's a variety pack out there.

• Prince Ess : I'm shockingly progressive for a Lorian. We get married, I'd still let you speak in public. I'd make sure that you-...

  Margo Hanson : Jesus, I'm not marrying you.

  Prince Ess : You think I wanna marry a virgin? This is purely political.

  Margo Hanson : Oh, my God. I'm not a virgin.