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The Magicians (TV Series)
Divine Elimination (2017)
Arjun Gupta: William 'Penny' Adiyodi
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Quotes
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Eliot Waugh : The spell that won World War II is called the Rhinemann Ultra? Sounds like a not-so-great beer.
Quentin Coldwater : Fine, it's a beer, but it's a beer that we can use to kill The Beast.
Eliot Waugh : Meanwhile, Penny comes back with cool circa-1985 wrist chains.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Yeah, super cool how they keep me from killing myself.
Eliot Waugh : And then Dean Fogg gives you all matching tramp stamps?
Alice Quinn : I thought tramp stamps were supposed to be on our lower back?
Eliot Waugh : God, I feel like I missed out on some crazy party you'll be talking about for the rest of your lives.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Wait, is this really the most important thing we could be doing right now? I mean, The Beast is still out there waiting for us.
Eliot Waugh : The Beast can wait for five minutes. You are all Kings and Queens of Fillory. Well, almost all of you.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : We are running out of time and options and god jizz.
Quentin Coldwater : Look, just imagine dicks, okay? With one dick, you're just jerking yourself off, but with three dicks, suddenly you've got six people having sex. Which is more powerful?
Margo Hanson : I think your metaphor literally doesn't make any fucking sense.
Quentin Coldwater : It doesn't have to. It just distracted you long enough for Alice to power up the spell, which is all the shield charm has to do.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Listen, whatever you do, do not sit on your throne, okay?
Margo Hanson : Fine. Whatevs.I have a plan.
[Picking berries]
Margo Hanson : You gonna help me pick these?
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : What's this? An antidote?
Margo Hanson : Exactly. For the poison.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : For the what?
Margo Hanson : For the poison. I have to drink it first, or I won't get Eliot to take it. Jesus. You're acting like this is your first regicide. Also, it's not the thrones that are cursed. I sat on mine, and I'm totally fine.
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Fen : Curses are tricky.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : You don't say.
Fen : They usually end once they've run their course. And not before.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : That doesn't help us. This one seems to want to run its course until they're all dead.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : I'm gonna take you someplace safe, but if I have to shoot you to get you there, I will make sure it hurts.
Margo Hanson : Gee, thanks, but I'm enchanted.
[Penny shots an arrow at her]
Margo Hanson : Aah!
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Your enchantment's weak.
Margo Hanson : Aah! You shot me, you cock!
Quentin Coldwater : Why didn't you shoot her in the neck? The carotid is right there.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Bad news you're cursed. Good news I think there's a way out.
Eliot Waugh : Does it involve your beheading? 'Cause that's the ending I'm voting for right now.
Margo Hanson : I second that. My ass still hurts.