The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Fermentation Bifurcation (2016)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Zack Johnson : I love science. Einstein, Steven Hawking, Mike deGrasse Tyson.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Mike deGrasse Tyson?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, you know. the boxer who grew a moustache and became a scientist.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm getting an earthy note.
Penny Hofstadter : There's definitely some oak.
Raj Koothrappali : Also, cherries?
Leonard Hofstadter : I smell nothing.
Howard Wolowitz : Really? Nothing?
Leonard Hofstadter : Just a whole lot of Afrin.
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Penny Hofstadter : Oh, hey, if you guys are free this weekend, I won a night of wine-tasting from work.
Leonard Hofstadter : That sounds fun.
Penny Hofstadter : Mm-hm.
Leonard Hofstadter : How come scientists don't win free stuff like sales people do?
Howard Wolowitz : 'Cause we're not in it for the stuff; we're in it for the groupies.
Sheldon Cooper : Personally, I find the notion of external rewards demeaning; I pursue science for the intrinsic joy of discovery.
Amy Farrah Fowler : But you always say that you want to win a Nobel prize.
Sheldon Cooper : I also say don't contradict me in front of my friends, and that you don't remember.
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Howard Wolowitz : We absolutely know our invention will not be used to destroy the world.
Leonard Hofstadter : How?
Howard Wolowitz : Because no one from the future has come back to kill us.