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Rimmer : The crew are alive?
Holly : Yes, Arnold.
Rimmer : The original crew?
Holly : Yes, Arnold.
Rimmer : Captain Hollister?
Holly : Nobody's dead, Arnold.
Rimmer : Todhunter?
Holly : Nobody's dead, Arnold.
Rimmer : Not even Petersen?
Holly : Nobody.
Rimmer : Nobody's dead, not even Lister?
Holly : Gordon Bennett. Lister, Petersen - nobody. Nobody's dead. Nobody is dead, Arnold.
Rimmer : So, hang on - you're telling me nobody's dead?
Holly : I wish I never brought this up now.
Rimmer : How is this any better than where I came from? Where is Lister? Where is that little goit?
Holly : He's in stasis. He smuggled an un-quarantined animal on board so he got thrown into suspended animation.
Rimmer : So, wait - how did you all survive the radiation leak that wiped out all the crew?
Holly : There hasn't been a radiation leak, Arnold.
Rimmer : Are you sure?
Holly : Sorry to break off, Arnold, I've got to make an announcement.
[an alarm sounds]
Holly : Radiation leak alert! Radiation leak alert! All crew should run around screaming!
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Holly : Morning, Arnold.
Rimmer : Morning, Holly.
Rimmer : Holly, when is this? Where am I?
Holly : It's Monday and you're in a corridor. Anything else I can help you with?
Rimmer : Are you still senile?
Holly : I've never been senile. I was a dancing cabbage for a while, but I'm over that now. Turned out it was some corrupted files.
Rimmer : So you're sane again? Have you been tested?
Holly : I'm the computer that runs the ship; I'm tested every month. Of course I've been tested. I'm always being tested.
Rimmer : Can you prove that? Have you got a certificate?
Holly : Well, no, I failed the test. I forgot to turn the paper over. I didn't realize there were two sides.
