The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Missouri Mish Mash: Parts 1-2 (1961)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Two tickets to Peaceful Valley.

  Railway Clerk : First, second, or third class?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What's the difference?

  Railway Clerk : First class you ride in a closed car. Second class you ride in an open car.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Gee, what's third class?

  Railway Clerk : You ride *under* the car. Now, how much can you afford to spend?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, anything up to a dollar and a half is okay.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah. Of course that includes meals and tips.

  Railway Clerk : Well, the only thing I have for a dollar and a half is our shanks mare excursion ticket.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Sounds good. We'll take it!

  Railway Clerk : You got it!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What is it?

  [the Railway Clerk tosses Rocky and Bullwinkle directly onto the railroad tracks] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : We've had it.

  Narrator : Yes, the shanks mare excursion ticket meant only that our heroes were allowed to *walk* the railroad tracks from Minnesota to Missouri.

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : [after receiving a telegram]  Read it, will ya, Rock. I don't have my glasses.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, I keep telling ya, you don't wear glasses!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, I said I didn't have any.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [about the BAMBAMS]  Anyway, they want you to attend the annual convention.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, I don't know.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : They say they're gonna elect you vice president.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, I...

  Rocket J. Squirrel : They say they'll pay all expenses.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well...

  Rocket J. Squirrel : And you can bring your ukulele and sing.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Let's pack!