The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Missouri Mish Mash: Parts 1-2 (1961)

William Conrad: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : What Charlie *really* had was a telegram addressed to Bullwinkle Moose.

  Old Man : Telegram! We ain't had no telegram in this town since the war! Oh, I'll *never* forget what that one said.

  Narrator : "Remember Pearl Harbor"?

  Old Man : Nope! "Remember the Maine"!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Two tickets to Peaceful Valley.

  Railway Clerk : First, second, or third class?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What's the difference?

  Railway Clerk : First class you ride in a closed car. Second class you ride in an open car.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Gee, what's third class?

  Railway Clerk : You ride *under* the car. Now, how much can you afford to spend?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, anything up to a dollar and a half is okay.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah. Of course that includes meals and tips.

  Railway Clerk : Well, the only thing I have for a dollar and a half is our shanks mare excursion ticket.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Sounds good. We'll take it!

  Railway Clerk : You got it!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What is it?

  [the Railway Clerk tosses Rocky and Bullwinkle directly onto the railroad tracks] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : We've had it.

  Narrator : Yes, the shanks mare excursion ticket meant only that our heroes were allowed to *walk* the railroad tracks from Minnesota to Missouri.

• Narrator : Well, why is this Fearless Leader keeping tab on our heroes? Maybe we'll find out next time...

  Fearless Leader : Over your dead body!

  Narrator : And maybe we won't, but watch anyway for "Landslide On The Rails" or "Bullwinkle Covers His Tracks."