iZombie (TV Series)

The Hurt Stalker (2015)

Robert Buckley: Major Lilywhite

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Quotes 

• Major Lilywhite : Hey, would it be weird if I got Minor a tiny Seahawks jersey and on the back it said, 'Ruff L. Wilson'?

• Olivia Moore : [caught getting jealous for nothing]  I'm going to plead temporary insanity.

  Major Lilywhite : Hey. A little jealousy makes a guy feel wanted.

  [Major's cell phone bleeps] 

  Olivia Moore : Little late for a text, isn't it?

  Major Lilywhite : But let's not overplay it.

• [Major talks to Liv through the prison visiting glass] 

  Olivia Moore : Well, I'm likely unemployed now, so... Silver lining: my inner stalker has left the building. You can invite some girls over tonight. Play some Twister. See if I care.

  Major Lilywhite : These girls I'm inviting over? I'm warning you, they're basically adult film stars. And not even the under contract ones. I'm talking the anything goes kind.

  [Liv smiles] 

  Major Lilywhite : I'll be here when they let you out.

  Olivia Moore : I can't wait.

• [fatal-attraction-brain Liv finds a feminine shampoo in Major's shower] 

  Olivia Moore : Who's the bitch using your shower?

  Major Lilywhite : Uh...

  Olivia Moore : Or did you suddenly switch to Sinful Diva shampoo 'for the shine that gets him to notice you?'

  Major Lilywhite : Oh. That's Ravi's. Smell it.

  Olivia Moore : [taking a whiff]  It does smell like Ravi.

• Major Lilywhite : [watching Vaughn Du Clark work out]  Hate to break it to you, you being the owner of the company and all, but all the sugar and caffeine in energy drinks just makes you crash.

  Vaughn Du Clark : Super Max is no energy drink, my friend. It is a revolution in liquid form.

  Major Lilywhite : [with a smile]  Right.

• [last lines] 

  Olivia Moore : [Major opens the safe in his closet for Liv]  My engagement ring. I thought for sure you'd sold that when I gave it back to you.

  Major Lilywhite : I couldn't stand the idea of anyone else ever wearing it. Besides, I never gave up hope that you'd want it back.

• Olivia Moore : You have a safe in your closet?

  Major Lilywhite : You're back.

  Olivia Moore : I didn't like how we left things, so I came back to apologize. When did you get the safe?

  Major Lilywhite : I got it when a giant zombie broke into my place last year.