iZombie (TV Series)

Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues (2015)

David Anders: Blaine DeBeers

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Quotes 

• [as Don E talks to mute Chief about whether or not Christ was a zombie] 

  Don E : Yeah, okay. Jesus rose from the dead. That doesn't make him a zombie if he doesn't eat brains.

  [mute Chief taps out a text message to Don E on his phone] 

  Don E : Dude, that body-of-Christ stuff, that was for his *disciples* to eat. I don't know what you qualify when you make other people eat you.

  Blaine DeBeers : Narcissistic.

• [Blaine pays a visit to Gabriel, the thief who stole some of his Utopium] 

  Gabriel : Welcome, brothers. Have you heard the good news? Jesus saves.

  Blaine DeBeers : That is good news. Do you know where he shops?

• [Blaine talks to Chief at the funeral home] 

  Blaine DeBeers : [exhales]  Two of our customers have gone missing now, Chief. Two. Poof. Gone. Like it's friggin' rich zombie rapture. Can't a guy make an honest living creating undead and selling them cadaver brains? Huh?

  [mute Chief types up a text message and shows it to Blaine] 

  Blaine DeBeers : [reads aloud]  "Two's not that bad," smiley face. Well, I appreciate the pep talk, big fella. I really do. But I don't think there's an emoji that rightfully expresses my feelings about losing 50K a month. You know?