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Mr. Teller : So, we have a new student today. I'm assuming you are...
Rafe : I'm a transfer student, sir.
Mr. Teller : Oh, you don't have to call me "sir." Makes me feel old, and I already feel old. I drive a... Saturn.
Rafe : It's just Principal Dwight told me to call everyone "sir." It's like a... one of his rules.
Mr. Teller : Okay. Well, I don't see any Principal Dwight in here, do you? Seriously, do you? Because he is a master of disguise.
[laughter]
Mr. Teller : So, we have a new transfer student today who's name I'm realizing I did not ask just now. What's your name?
Rafe : Rafe Khatchadorian.
Miller : Whoa! It'd suck to have to spell that dumb name.
Shon : Well, Rafe, welcome to hell.
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Miller : What are you staring at, Crap-a-dookian?
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Miller : Hey, Kick-a-dorkian. It's Miller time. Stay out of my way or I'll wedgie you so bad you'll be able to taste your underwear.
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[Miller boasts he can deliver a roundhouse kick to Rafe's face, which Mr. Teller hears and calls him out to perform]
Miller : Of course, I can, but I just can't do it now, because, uh... I forgot to renew the lethal weapon registration on my feet.
Mr. Teller : Yeah that's a bummer. I hate it when that happens.