Car Share (TV Series)
The Funeral (2015)
Sian Gibson: Kayleigh Kitson
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Quotes
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Kayleigh : Listen, would you mind settling an argument for us?
Man with Dog : Go on...
Kayleigh : Would you describe yourself as a dogger?
John : [interrupts] Oh sorry bud, she don't mean any offence. Don't listen to her.
Man with Dog : Is this a wind-up?
Kayleigh : No, no, not at all, not at all...
John : [sighs to himself] Oh God.
Man with Dog : So why do you ask? Are you both, erm, doggers?
Kayleigh : Well I am. He just thinks I'm some kind of weirdo.
Man with Dog : Most natural thing in the world! I've done it for years! How I met my wife!
Kayleigh : Aaaah.
[to John]
Kayleigh : See?
John : And where do you do your dogging mate?
Man with Dog : To be honest, best place I found - the industrial estate. After dark. You need to keep your wits about you. Why? Are you, er, looking for a mate to go dogging with? Me and the wife would love the company.
Kayleigh : Yeah, I don't see why not.
[to John]
Kayleigh : See? Told you.
[to Man with Dog]
Kayleigh : He doesn't understand the joys of dogging.
Man with Dog : He's clearly never fucked in front of a crowd has he flower.
Kayleigh : Right! Drive on! Drive on John! John drive drive drive!