- Kayleigh: Listen, would you mind settling an argument for us?
- Man with Dog: Go on...
- Kayleigh: Would you describe yourself as a dogger?
- John: [interrupts] Oh sorry bud, she don't mean any offence. Don't listen to her.
- Man with Dog: Is this a wind-up?
- Kayleigh: No, no, not at all, not at all...
- John: [sighs to himself] Oh God.
- Man with Dog: So why do you ask? Are you both, erm, doggers?
- Kayleigh: Well I am. He just thinks I'm some kind of weirdo.
- Man with Dog: Most natural thing in the world! I've done it for years! How I met my wife!
- Kayleigh: Aaaah.
- [to John]
- Kayleigh: See?
- John: And where do you do your dogging mate?
- Man with Dog: To be honest, best place I found - the industrial estate. After dark. You need to keep your wits about you. Why? Are you, er, looking for a mate to go dogging with? Me and the wife would love the company.
- Kayleigh: Yeah, I don't see why not.
- [to John]
- Kayleigh: See? Told you.
- [to Man with Dog]
- Kayleigh: He doesn't understand the joys of dogging.
- Man with Dog: He's clearly never fucked in front of a crowd has he flower.
- Kayleigh: Right! Drive on! Drive on John! John drive drive drive!