Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Runway Club (2015)

Dan Mintz: Tina Belcher

Quotes 

• Mr. Frond : The last team will be the Belcher kids. There are three of you, but I don't really see that as an advantage.

  Tina Belcher : Don't underestimate us. Our family's motto is, "Maybe we'll get lucky this time."

  Gene Belcher : I thought it was, "Stop touching that! You're getting it all greasy!"

• Tammy : I can't believe I have to work with Tina. She smells like failure and her hair smells like ketchup.

  Tina Belcher : It's not like I want to work with you, either, Tammy. And you're wrong. My hair doesn't smell like ketchup. My skin does.

• Tammy : Hey, Tina. How about a little side bet? Winner gets to wear their sparkle jelly bracelet, loser has to throw theirs in the trash.

  Tina Belcher : You have a deal.

  Tammy : We have a deal like Ally McBeal.

  Tina Belcher : We have a deal like Steven Spiel... berg.

• Gene Belcher : I can't believe we're at school on a Saturday. The Cotton Candy Festival is today at Wonder Wharf!

  Tina Belcher : I heard they have unusual and exotic flavors like lasagna.

  Gene Belcher : And chimichurri!

  Bob Belcher : Well, you'll never know since you'll all be in detention.

  Louise Belcher : Dad, Tina will give you all the money in her bank account if you take us to Wonder Wharf right now.

  Tina Belcher : Please? By the time we get out of detention, the festival will be over.

  Linda Belcher : Well, you should've thought about that before you got in trouble. Good kids eat cotton, bad kids eat notton.

• Tammy : Ugh, you copied my bracelet, Tina and now you want to take my stapler?

  Tina Belcher : Why don't you staple your mouth shut 'cause your face keeps falling open and dumb words keep coming out.

• Tammy : Hey, Tina! You guys are gonna lose! So bracelet in your facelet is what I'm talking about!

  Tina Belcher : You want to go, Tammy? Want to go?

• Tina Belcher : I don't need this sparkle jelly to dazzle. I dazzle on my own. We all do except for Tammy.