"Bob's Burgers" The Runway Club (TV Episode 2015) - Eugene Mirman as Gene Belcher

Mr. Frond : The last team will be the Belcher kids. There are three of you, but I don't really see that as an advantage.

Tina Belcher : Don't underestimate us. Our family's motto is, "Maybe we'll get lucky this time."

Gene Belcher : I thought it was, "Stop touching that! You're getting it all greasy!"
Louise Belcher : Gene, you were born for this assignment.

Gene Belcher : I'm like the Steve Jobs of sitting on the couch for three days.
Gene Belcher : You can take our Saturday morning, but you'll hopefully never take away our mid-to-late Saturday afternoon!
Gene Belcher : I can't believe we're at school on a Saturday. The Cotton Candy Festival is today at Wonder Wharf!

Tina Belcher : I heard they have unusual and exotic flavors like lasagna.

Gene Belcher : And chimichurri!

Bob Belcher : Well, you'll never know since you'll all be in detention.

Louise Belcher : Dad, Tina will give you all the money in her bank account if you take us to Wonder Wharf right now.

Tina Belcher : Please? By the time we get out of detention, the festival will be over.

Linda Belcher : Well, you should've thought about that before you got in trouble. Good kids eat cotton, bad kids eat notton.
Tammy : You're a liar without a hair dryer. This is your sister's fault!

Gene Belcher : I'm a boy!

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher