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(2015)

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2/10
A boring, clichéd mess.
coolmathcoolmath30 July 2015
Warning: Spoilers
This is the most cliché the movie can get. The animatronics barely make appearances in the movie, and are underused. The movie is just people walking or talking in the dark with some "scary" music. Practically nothing happens. There are a few jump scares that aren't scary and are very predictable.

The atmosphere isn't scary, the overused clichés make the movie less scary, and the acting makes the movie more predictable, meaning it's less scary. The "scary" scenes were people are alone in a dark room are very boring. The jump scares are so predictable you could notice the exact frame they start on, so you don't feel scared in those scenes, which makes those scenes boring as nothing else happens. You sit and wait for jump scares, and nothing else.

The sex scene at the beginning was completely unnecessary and is just filler. It makes the movie less like FNAF and more like a cliché horror film. The only real "good" things about the movie are the visuals and that commercial.

This horror film fails to be scary, or be anything like the games. It's just like every other horror film you've seen before, but this time with a few seconds of barely lit animatronics. If you like old, cliché films or movies where people look at stuff, you might like this movie.
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