BoJack Horseman (TV Series)
Live Fast, Diane Nguyen (2014)
Will Arnett: BoJack Horseman, Butterscotch Horseman
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Quotes
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BoJack Horseman : Daddy, do you want to meet my imaginary friend?
Butterscotch Horseman : Imaginary friends are freeloaders invented by Communists to ripoff Welfare. Why don't you do something productive like bang your head against the wall until your brain isn't so stupid.
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BoJack Horseman : What's great about Los Angeles is nobody cares where you're from or who you are. It's a superficial town where you can worry about stupid shit like keeping your pool clean, and what artisanal nuts to put on your salad.
Diane Nguyen : I do like salad.
BoJack Horseman : Oh, it's the best! Why do you think people keep moving there?
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Diane Nguyen : I used to sit alone on the hill out by the dump and dream of waking up as Chelsea Clinton, but with my hair.
BoJack Horseman : You do have great hair.
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Diane Nguyen : Ten minutes, swear to God. You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport.
BoJack Horseman : What? A kaleidoscope? I'm not five...
[looks through the kaleidoscope]
BoJack Horseman : Shapes and colors the likes of which I've never seen.