Lab Rats (TV Series)

Principal from Another Planet (2014)

Maile Flanagan: Principal Perry

Quotes 

• Principal Perry : The aliens are using the lunar eclipse to hide their spaceship and invade Earth!

  Adam Davenport : Yeah, I read about this in line at the supermarket. It's true - aliens live among us! Oh, and Ryan Seacrest has a great meatloaf recipe. The secret? Crackers!

  Leo Dooley : You see? You see? I told you! WEIRD things were gonna happen tonight. First, Principal Perry sees a spaceship, and then Adam claims to have read something.

• Chase Davenport : I was not infected by an alien!

  Leo Dooley : How can you be sure. You were gone for fifteen minutes.

  Principal Perry : Aha!

  Chase Davenport : I was in the bathroom! Should I INVITE you next time?

  [Chase's stomach growls] 

  Principal Perry : Now, I'm tellin' you, it's only a matter of time before his stomach explodes and five eggs pop out - six if he's the queen.

• Bree Davenport : Do you have any redeeming qualities?

  Principal Perry : Is having violent mood swings considered redeeming? I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!

• Principal Perry : [suspecting Chase might have alien babies developing inside him]  There's only one way to find out what's going on in there. I'm gonna need two clamps, a roll of paper towels, and a machete.

• Principal Perry : I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna split you open and destroy the alien babies INSIDE YOU!

• Principal Perry : Hey, I know U.F.O.'s. I spent a lot of nights sleepin' alone in the desert - and not just because my family dumped me there and drove off.

• Principal Perry : Hey, I've been around enough truck stops at 3:00 A.M. to know when somethin' weird's goin' on; and, trust me, there's a bunch of E.T.'s living in his little boy guts!

• Principal Perry : Look, I know what I saw, and when the aliens invade, I'll be safely barricaded in your underground lab.

  [Perry scuttles off] 

  Adam Davenport : Well, on the bright side, a girl actually showed up to Chase's party.