The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Relationship Diremption (2014)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
Photos
Quotes
-
Bernadette Rostenkowski : So Emily. Why did you decide to specialize in dermatology?
Emily : I like cutting people with knives, and all the other jobs where you get to do that are illegal.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You're kidding, right?
Raj Koothrappali : She's scary, but it's a cute scary.
-
Raj Koothrappali : If we're really going to do a double date, we need to go over some ground rules about Emily.
Howard Wolowitz : Like when it turns out she's made of rubber, I don't say anything?
Raj Koothrappali : She's very real.
Howard Wolowitz : That's what it says on the box. Right next to "dishwasher safe".
-
Leonard Hofstadter : I got to tell you the more I read about the primordial gravity wave discovery the more excited I get.
Raj Koothrappali : I know. Being an astrophysicist right now is like being a rock star.
Howard Wolowitz : Only without the sex.
-
Emily : All my friends love this story. They call you Clogzilla.
Raj Koothrappali : [laughs] Get it? Because you clogged up her bathroom like a radioactive monster.
-
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, how is dating two women going?
Raj Koothrappali : Um, kind of hit a bump. When I was honest and told Emily she wasn't the only person I was seeing, it went great. So, I tried the same thing with Lucy.
Howard Wolowitz : And?
Raj Koothrappali : She had mixed feelings. But when I said, "Emily was cool with it. Emily's the best. Why can't you be more like Emily?", those feelings became less mixed.