The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Relationship Diremption (2014)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : If we're really going to do a double date, we need to go over some ground rules about Emily.
Howard Wolowitz : Like when it turns out she's made of rubber, I don't say anything?
Raj Koothrappali : She's very real.
Howard Wolowitz : That's what it says on the box. Right next to "dishwasher safe".
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Leonard Hofstadter : I got to tell you the more I read about the primordial gravity wave discovery the more excited I get.
Raj Koothrappali : I know. Being an astrophysicist right now is like being a rock star.
Howard Wolowitz : Only without the sex.
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Howard Wolowitz : I just hope he doesn't blow it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Why would you say that?
Howard Wolowitz : Because he's Raj, that's his thing. Beckham can bend it, Ralph can wreck it, Raj can blow it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, how is dating two women going?
Raj Koothrappali : Um, kind of hit a bump. When I was honest and told Emily she wasn't the only person I was seeing, it went great. So, I tried the same thing with Lucy.
Howard Wolowitz : And?
Raj Koothrappali : She had mixed feelings. But when I said, "Emily was cool with it. Emily's the best. Why can't you be more like Emily?", those feelings became less mixed.
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Howard Wolowitz : Oh crap, I know that girl.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : How?
Howard Wolowitz : In a bad way, very bad. Whatever you hear tonight, just remember I love you.
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Sheldon Cooper : Penny pointed out that what I am going through is essentially a breakup. And according to Cosmopolitan magazine, one of the most effective techniques for moving on is to get rid of all reminders of the relationship.
Howard Wolowitz : You're reading Cosmo?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes. As it turns out, there is an article on how to get over a breakup in literally every issue.
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Howard Wolowitz : Well, turns out I had already met the girl Raj is seeing, when I did a number on her bathroom. And that number was two.