Adventures in Wonderland (TV Series)

Welcome Back, Hatter (1992)

Reece Holland: March Hare

Quotes 

• Mad Hatter : [on finding out the Hatter has won a castle in another land]  Hare, you almost don't sound happy for me.

  March Hare : Oh no, I'm happy as a clam!

  Mad Hatter : Clams are happy?

  March Hare : When they're around their best friends they are.

• Alice : Mr. Hare, are you sure you're not the one who's really sad?

  March Hare : Me? Are you kidding? I'm happy as a clam!

  [Forces self to giggle] 

  Tweedle Dee : Clams are happy?

  March Hare : Of course, unless their best friends moves to another part of the ocean leaving them alone in their shell, wondering when they'll ever see him again.