- Mad Hatter: [on finding out the Hatter has won a castle in another land] Hare, you almost don't sound happy for me.
- March Hare: Oh no, I'm happy as a clam!
- Mad Hatter: Clams are happy?
- March Hare: When they're around their best friends they are.
- Alice: Mr. Hare, are you sure you're not the one who's really sad?
- March Hare: Me? Are you kidding? I'm happy as a clam!
- [Forces self to giggle]
- Tweedle Dee: Clams are happy?
- March Hare: Of course, unless their best friends moves to another part of the ocean leaving them alone in their shell, wondering when they'll ever see him again.