Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
John Leguizamo: Sid
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Quotes
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Sid : [from trailer] Everybody has somebody and all I've got is my boyish good looks and this Mariachi band.
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Crash : [from trailer] Where are we?
Brooke : Here he is. The master of meditation. The supreme sovereign. The Shangri Llama!
[Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia Aardvark holds]
Diego : This is the guy who's gonna save us?
Shangri Llama : Yes, but first... downward dog!
[Manny, Sid, and Diego do the downward dog pose]
Shangri Llama : Caterpillar!
[Diego tries to do the caterpillar pose]
Shangri Llama : Funky chicken, bouncing Betty, mashed potato!
Sid : [doing the mashed potato bounce] Hey, this is kind of easy.
[he gets tied up with Granny]
Sid : Could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
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Sid : We're gonna stop this thing, bada-bing, bada-boom. Er... Forget I said "boom".
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Sid : [Speaking into a twig like it were a phone] I can't find the bride. Why can't I find the bride?
Diego : Because you're speaking into a twig.
Party Molehog : [Also speaking into a twig] Mom, I can't talk right now. I'm at a wedding.
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Sid : I need to ask you something. Will you marry...
Francine : Sid, I'm going to stop you right there. I'm breaking up with you!
Sid : But I planned our all future! Our wedding, Our kids, Mommy!, Our burial plots...
Gravedigger Beaver : [Digs up two holes for their burials] How you doin'?
Sid : I even hired a band!
[Sid's Mariachi Band perform]
Sid : No, no! Not yet!
Francine : Are you crazy? We've only had one date. It lasted fourteen minutes!
Sid : Yes. But it felt like 20.
[Shows her a ring in his sea shell]
Francine : Ugh! I can't! A ring? I mean I like the ring, but no. I can't, you're too clingy.
Sid : [Zoom out to show Francine piggybacking Sid on her back] How is this clingy?
Francine : [Takes off Sid off of her back] And by the way, you look nothing like your profile picture. Francine, you gotta start dating outside of your species.
Sid : Franie, We can work this out! Is this because of the bikini?
[gets a leaf thrown at his face]
Sid : I didn't know it was Poison ivy.
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Manny : [as he, Sid, Brooke, and Ellie walk out together] Sid? I never thought I'd say this, but you did a great job on the wedding. I owe you bigtime, pal.
Sid : You sure do.
[takes out a leaf]
Sid : Here's my bill.
Manny : What?
Sid : Father of the bride pays for the wedding. It's a tradition I just invented.
Manny : Wait a minute. This is ridiculous. Look what you're charging for flowers!
Sid : Flowers ain't cheap.
Manny : No, they're free! We're in a forest! This bill is outrageous!