Early and most enjoyable hardcore effort by unnamed director that stars Darby Lloyd Rains, who I confess I did not know, although she made over 50 such films including the marvellous, The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann. Here the bubbly lass with the whitest of white skin deals almost single handed with some eight guys even if they don't all exactly rise to the occasion. As with the horror genre I always think its a risk to mix humour in such a film but this has to be the most successful example, I even found myself smiling whilst still finding it erotic. The speeded up threesome was a real treat and there was a really good feel throughout the movie, helped by a decent and not too repetitive score and that indefatigable performance from the lovely Ms Rains.
3 Reviews
Cornball, tedious 1-joke porn
lor_11 June 2015
The slim premise supporting this lame porn comedy dates back to O Henry's "Ransom of Red Chief" and is as tired as the through-the-motions sex acts performed here by overworked NY XXX talent.
Bumbling duo of Eric Edwards and Alan Marlow, with latter given the basically- retarded role for cheap laughs, are broke and horny so they accost well-dressed Darby Lloyd Rains walking down the road. The various complications as Eric has trouble performing in bed and Darby turns from rape-resistor to wanton libertine are uninteresting. Eric's ploy of asking for a tiny ransom in an effort to not have the situation escalate to FBI or police involvement is somewhat believable, but of course the rigid story template has dad treating the whole incident with contempt.
Film, which runs perhaps a reel too long (the 55 minute standard of its time would have sufficed), pads by having Darby's younger sister (played by an anonymous performer) tossed into the action as well as a couple of other hapless studs. Incestuous lesbian action, mixed-combo (involving a Black bellhop) and lame sped-up footage slapstick round out a strictly routine junker.
Bumbling duo of Eric Edwards and Alan Marlow, with latter given the basically- retarded role for cheap laughs, are broke and horny so they accost well-dressed Darby Lloyd Rains walking down the road. The various complications as Eric has trouble performing in bed and Darby turns from rape-resistor to wanton libertine are uninteresting. Eric's ploy of asking for a tiny ransom in an effort to not have the situation escalate to FBI or police involvement is somewhat believable, but of course the rigid story template has dad treating the whole incident with contempt.
Film, which runs perhaps a reel too long (the 55 minute standard of its time would have sufficed), pads by having Darby's younger sister (played by an anonymous performer) tossed into the action as well as a couple of other hapless studs. Incestuous lesbian action, mixed-combo (involving a Black bellhop) and lame sped-up footage slapstick round out a strictly routine junker.
Very funny porn comedy
Woodyanders4 March 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Fred (the ever-affable Eric Edwards) and Will (the equally likable Alan Marlow) are a couple of lonely and horny idiots who come up with an ill-advised plan to abduct the beautiful Jackie Miller (vibrantly played by voluptuous stunner Darby Lloyd Rains) so they can subject the lass to their warped carnal whims. To their surprise, the lovable lunkheads discover that Jackie enjoys being on the receiving end of their perverted desires and soon find themselves worn out to the point of complete exhaustion by her insatiable lustful urges. While the basic premise sounds gross and tasteless, this film proves to be quite a sidesplitting affair thanks to the uniformly sturdy and spirited acting (Rains in particular is a delightfully unabashed and uninhibited dynamo), a constant zippy pace, an amusing sense of blithely lowbrow humor, a nifty and refreshing central concept of a strong-willed woman turning the tables on a few dim-witted dudes, and the disarmingly zany lighthearted tongue-in-cheek tone. Edwards and Marlow display a natural and engaging chemistry as the dim-witted protagonists; their sparky rat-a-tat-tat banter provides some of the picture's biggest laughs. Moreover, the sex scenes are really hot, athletic, and energetic. Dave Watts's bright cinematography gives the movie an attractive sunny look. The jaunty upbeat score hits the sprightly spot. An absolute hoot.
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