The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Promised Land (2014)

Paul Wesley: Stefan Salvatore

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• Damon Salvatore : [Elena missed with catapult, window shatters, Damon hears on phone]  What the hell was that?

  Stefan Salvatore : The Travelers drained us of our blood... and we've had to do a little bit of hunting

  Damon Salvatore : You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?

  Stefan Salvatore : And believe me, she's no happier about it than I am.

  Damon Salvatore : Mm-hmm. She'll shoot your eye out.

• Elena Gilbert : [walking back]  I think I just hallucinated a unicorn.

  Stefan Salvatore : Mm. Maybe Caroline's nearby.

  Elena Gilbert : [chuckles]  If Caroline was here, we'd have a fully-catered buffet by the side of the road. And a rainbow.

  Stefan Salvatore : Two rainbows.

  Elena Gilbert : [chuckles]  That's funny. You know, when we were younger, I couldn't decide what was more annoying, her control-freakiness, or... her delusional positivity. But right now, honestly, there isn't a single person I wish was here more.

  Stefan Salvatore : Control-freakiness never really bugged me.

  Elena Gilbert : Yeah, but you didn't have to build a Barbie castle with her in the second grade.

  Stefan Salvatore : It's true. But I do know this. If Caroline Forbes was here right now, we would both be laughing.

  Elena Gilbert : We're so pathetic. You know what? Let's put on our best Caroline Forbes hats, shall we? All right, universe. Enough screwing around. Ready for the good stuff. Theme dance or block party, maybe?