The Mentalist (TV Series)
Wedding in Red (2013)
Simon Baker: Patrick Jane
Quotes
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Teresa Lisbon : [at the crime scene] Hey, Jane. Care to offer your opinion?
Patrick Jane : These ducks love muffins.
Teresa Lisbon : [sarcastic] Very helpful.
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Teresa Lisbon : [Jane has offered to officiate the wedding] You are not legally ordained.
Patrick Jane : Yeah. I've never used it, but I always thought it was a handy thing to have.
Teresa Lisbon : I don't believe you.
Patrick Jane : I swear. I could marry you off in a minute.
[to a passing CBI agent]
Patrick Jane : Hey, Ron.
[to Lisbon]
Patrick Jane : Don't tempt me.
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Patrick Jane : Lisbon. Good. We're going to Napa. You drive.
Teresa Lisbon : [he hands her a sheet of paper] Homicide bulletins?
Patrick Jane : Hot off the press. A John Doe in a duck pond awaits.
Teresa Lisbon : Well, that sounds like a case for local authorities.
Patrick Jane : Bingo.
Teresa Lisbon : [realizing his ulterior motive] Napa. Okay, wait a minute. That's Sheriff McAllister's jurisdiction. You want to go and investigate a Red John suspect.
Patrick Jane : Investigating is your thing. I'd just like to get to know him a little better. Shall we?
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Sheriff McAllister : Thought you were supposed to solve a crime, not destroy a wedding.
Patrick Jane : I'd say the killer did that.
Sheriff McAllister : I'm prepared to marvel at your insight. Who's the killer?
Patrick Jane : Still working on it.
Sheriff McAllister : Really? Surprised. I'd have thought you'd have 'em in cuffs by now.
Patrick Jane : Oh, I'd hate to disappoint you.
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Teresa Lisbon : What do you think?
Patrick Jane : Well, he's not as dumb as he looks.
Teresa Lisbon : Is he Red John?
Patrick Jane : It's too early to say.
Teresa Lisbon : How do we find out?
Patrick Jane : I need to be alone with him.
Teresa Lisbon : That would not be wise.
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Sheriff McAllister : What's cooking in here? Spot any clues?
Patrick Jane : No. Well, just that hammer up there. You see it? Is that... is that blood on the hitting side?
Sheriff McAllister : Let's have a look.
[he moves closer to the ladder]
Sheriff McAllister : Could be. I'll call forensics.
[into his walkie-talkie as he leaves]
Sheriff McAllister : Fellas? We need a little help...
Teresa Lisbon : Did you see that? He did not want to go up that ladder. Didn't the psychiatrist's office say that Red John was afraid of heights?
Patrick Jane : That's very astute, Lisbon. Well observed.
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Teresa Lisbon : [as a result of Jane's meddling, the bride has called off her wedding] Nice push.
Patrick Jane : Eh, something good will come out of this. You'll see. Can we go back to Napa now?
Teresa Lisbon : Please.
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Patrick Jane : Grace, I need your help. It is imperative that our young lovers go ahead with the wedding as planned.
Grace Van Pelt : Good luck with that. You ruined a girl's wedding.
Patrick Jane : Yes, and I lack the putty to spackle those emotional wounds. That's why I'm calling you.
Grace Van Pelt : I have putty?
Patrick Jane : No, you have life experience. Use it to convince the bride that her happily ever after begins tonight.
Grace Van Pelt : [exasperated sigh] Really?