Mighty Med (TV Series)

Frighty Med (2013)

Cozi Zuehlsdorff: Jordan

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Quotes 

• Kaz : [holding a Brain Matter action figure]  There. Brain Matter is good as new.

  Oliver : His head is on backwards.

  Kaz : Well, then he's better than new. He now has the power to see his own butt.

  Gus : [enters The Domain with Jordan]  Oliver, Kaz, help us settle an argument. This snake looks poisonous, right?

  [opens a shoebox] 

  Oliver : Gus, there's nothing in there.

  Gus : Uh oh. This is terrible! Now we'll never be able to settle our argument.

  Jordan : Gus, we're not having an argument. You're talking to yourself and I'm listening to a book on tape.

  Kaz : I wonder why they stopped making Brain Matter comicbooks and movies. There hasn't been one in years.

  Oliver : Oh, no. I know that look. You're gonna search obsessively for the answer to a totally unimportant question.

  Jordan : Yeah, even if it means abandoning your schoolwork, your friends, and your already shaky commitment to showering.

  Kaz : Okay, A, everybody's already trying to answer the important questions, and B, I showered on Tuesday. A week ago Tuesday.

  Gus : I remember. You smelled great that day.

  Oliver : [gets a call]  Excuse us for a moment.

  [pulls Kaz aside] 

  Oliver : My dad just texted me where are you? Maybe I should just come clean and tell him about...

  [whispering] 

  Oliver : the thing.

  Kaz : All right. Here's what you do. You make up an after-school activity, something that sounds productive so he'll get off your case, but so boring he won't ask for details.

  Oliver : That's actually a good idea, Kaz. Where'd you come up with that?

  Kaz : Oh, in alibi club. Yeah, and if anybody asks, that's where I am right now.

  Gus : Help settle another argument? How many times a year does the average person go to the bathroom? I say six.

• Oliver : Jordan, Gus, I need a favor. You have to help me put on a play by tomorrow.

  Jordan : Why?

  Oliver : So my dad doesn't keep asking me where I go after school every day.

  Jordan : Where do you go after school every day?

  Oliver : I have got to start preparing for follow-up questions. Uh, I-I have a job. I-I work, um... making sandwiches. At a sandwich shop. But I have to keep it a secret from my father.

  Gus : Why wouldn't you want your father to know you make sandwiches?

  Oliver : He hates sandwiches, okay? He hates sandwiches and I love them

  [choked up] 

  Oliver : and it's tearing our family apart.

  [normal] 

  Oliver : Now, will you help me out on this play or not?

  Jordan : Absolutely, but only because I'm sure it'll be terrible and there's nothing more delightful than watching a friend fail.

  Gus : Then why don't you like me more?

  Jordan : I said watching a *friend* fail.

  Gus : Fair enough. Well, I'll do it too, but only if you bring free sandwiches. And hold the mayo.

  Oliver : Fine.

  Gus : No, seriously. Hold the mayo.

  [he holds out his backpack and Oliver pulls out a jar of mayo] 

  Gus : Thank you. This backpack's so much lighter with only one jar of mayo in it.