Mighty Med (TV Series)

Frighty Med (2013)

Carlos Lacamara: Dr. Horace Diaz

Quotes 

• [Skylar deflects laser blasts in a training simulation. Horace turns it off after one hits her] 

  Skylar Storm : Why am I even bothering it physical therapy? My powers are never coming back.

  Dr. Horace Diaz : But you're making tremendous progress.

  Skylar Storm : At what?

  Dr. Horace Diaz : Accepting crushing disappointment.

• Kaz : Hey Horace. I have a question for you.

  Dr. Horace Diaz : Is it important?

  Kaz : Probably not.

  Dr. Horace Diaz : Then you have my full attention. Hardly anyone is asking the really unimportant questions these days.

  Kaz : I know! Hey, anyway, since comic books are based off of real superheroes, I was wondering why there aren't any more stories about Brain Matter.

  [Horror movie music plays, woman screams] 

  Skylar Storm : Sorry, that was my phone. I was just changing the ringtone.

  Kaz : Why do you have a phone? You've been on this planet for, like, a week. You don't know anybody.

  Skylar Storm : That's why I got the no friends and no family plan.

  Kaz : So... what happened to Brain Matter?

  [Horace gasps, horror movie music plays] 

  Kaz : Why do you keep doing that every time I say Brain Matter?

  [Horace gasps, horror movie music plays] 

  Kaz : Oh, you're hiding something. And not very well.

  Dr. Horace Diaz : Stop meddling. I have some important work for you to do.

  Kaz : Change lightbulbs, clear away cobwebs. This is just busywork.

  Dr. Horace Diaz : No, it isn't.

  [leaves] 

  Kaz : The title of the list is "busywork for Kaz"! Something weird's going on on here. Something scary and weird, and I'm gonna find out what that big secret is.

  Skylar Storm : Can I help? I'm going nuts sitting around here waiting for my powers to return. I am so desperate, I am willing to voluntarily spend time with you.

  Kaz : You know, that's not the first time I've heard that. And I'm not insulted. Sure. You can help, but be careful. It could be dangerous.

  [sees Alan] 

  Kaz : Aah!

  Skylar Storm : [answers phone]  Hello? Uh, no one there.

  Alan Diaz : You're right. There is a secret, and it's the most amazing secret ever, and I could tell you what it is, but I never will!

  Kaz : Is it that nobody likes you?

  Alan Diaz : Ha! That's not secret!

• Kaz : Hey. Skylar and I have looked through files for information about Brain Matter, and we found this.

  Skylar Storm : Brain Matter checked into the hospital years ago but never checked out.

  Dr. Horace Diaz : I don't know what you're talking about.

  Kaz : If you don't tell me what it is, I will... start beatboxing right now.

  Skylar Storm : He's just crazy enough to do it.

  [Kaz beatboxes] 

  Dr. Horace Diaz : Okay! Okay, stop! I'll tell you. The tale of Brain Matter is dark and maca... bre. Because of him, something monstrous is hidden behind some door in Mighty Med. Whatever you do, do not open that door! It is the door of doom! Now, we're having problems with the locks, so I need you to open every door in Mighty Med.

  Kaz : But what about the door of doom?

  Dr. Horace Diaz : Do not open the door of doom!

  Skylar Storm : But how will we know which door it is?

  Dr. Horace Diaz : I've said too much.

  Kaz : Actually, you haven't!